By Ben Golliver (Nurkic Edition)

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  1. mook

    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    Yeah, this is one of those articles that gets written without much thought to meet a deadline, but in hindsight looks absurd. Reminds me of all those articles I read back in the day about Darko Milicic.
     
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    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    Hey Golliver>> No Soup for You th1IAYMNFO.jpg
     
  3. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    At least there's hope for Vonleh!

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    Aldridge just didn't have that dog in him. He would occasionally go into Beast Mode™ but it would almost always require a hot poker in the ass, which was all too infrequent.

    Nurkic seems to actually enjoy banging with other bigs, which is hugely refreshing to me.

    Imagine yesterday's Miami game, where it gets tight and they put Whiteside on Aldridge--you could almost guarantee a late fade from LaMarsha.
     
  5. mook

    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    Definitely. You can't teach mean.

    Watching Nurk move Whiteside around was just so damned impressive.

    And I love knowing there are NBA guards looking at the schedule and saying to themselves, "Oh shit, we got Portland tomorrow? I always get clocked by that big Euro."
     
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    Exactly.
     
  7. Elton

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    My only worry is that Stotts could Nice the Nasty' out of him while he's a Blazer. ;)

    Somehow I doubt the players wouldn't be smirking if Stotts ever tried pulling a Pop on them like this... (and oh the irony of the music on the P.A. during the timeout)

     
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  8. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Pretty sure I have been consistently critical of him since the beginning of time. :dunno:

    You do realize that this is a collection of different people making posts, right? It's not one hive mind. We disagree with each other from time to time. You act as though RC2 is one person....... wait...... do you think that RC2 is one person?
     
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    I mentioned that his assists and blocks went up, but scoring, rebound and fg% was it's almost exactly the same per 36.
     
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    Sinobas Banned User BANNED

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    So what's the root of this "by ben golliver" joke I keep seeing?
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Neil slammed him a couple years ago by basically putting him on blast in the middle of a press conference for essentially making a name for himself by "copy/pasting" other people's news. In fairness to Ben, that has been the internet shtick since the late 90s and he was just carrying on the tradition.

    Find news related to the Blazers and then write articles talking about that news. Never really breaking your own news. Neil maybe didn't intend for it to come across as a slam, but it looked bad.

    So we make fun of Ben for taking other people's work by saying "By Ben Golliver" after everything.
     
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    She was a bit overly combative and incapable of letting anything go, but I miss the energy she brought to the forum.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Skimming that thread...I had forgotten how smart and sharp Blazer Fanatic was.
     
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    Well said.
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Exactly my first thought. Sheesh.
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    And...it's not all about his individual stats. He has his flaws, and his ups and downs, as young players do, but the team as a whole is visibly better, as predicted by nearly everyone here, since adding Nurkic's style and attributes. And more fun to watch. I've been dreaming of a Nurkic type player on this team for YEARS. Sometimes dreams do come true.

    :cheers:
     
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    Nurkic has attitude. I wish I could sit close enough to hear his shit talking to the other team. ;)
     

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