Canzano says Blazers being prepared for auction

MickZagger · Feb 4, 2023

barfo said: ↑

Here's the first news story that's come out.

"barfo Acquires Portland Trail Blazers for $4 Billion, Trades Josh Hart for Giannis Antetokounmpo"

Portland, OR - In a stunning move, technology tycoon barfo has announced his acquisition of the NBA's Portland Trail Blazers for a reported $4 billion. The deal includes all assets and operations of the franchise, as well as its home arena, the Moda Center.

As part of the acquisition, barfo has also made a major trade, sending guard Josh Hart and others to the Milwaukee Bucks in exchange for superstar forward Giannis Antetokounmpo. The two-time MVP has been one of the most dominant players in the league and is expected to make a significant impact for the Blazers.

"We're thrilled to welcome Giannis to Portland and to become the new owners of the Trail Blazers," said a barfo spokesperson. "We believe in the power of basketball to bring people together and are committed to building a winning culture in Portland for years to come."

The acquisition of the Trail Blazers marks a significant move into the sports industry for barfo, who has become one of the wealthiest men in the world through his innovative business ventures.

Fans and analysts are eager to see what impact the acquisition will have on the franchise and the league as a whole. With Giannis on board, the Blazers are poised to be a major contender in the Western Conference and fans are excited to see what the future holds for their beloved team.

This story is developing and more information will be provided as it becomes available.
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Not sure if you’re trolling, but thanks for joining us in talking about Blazer basketball. I always encourage new members!

riverman · Feb 4, 2023

barfo said: ↑

Here's the first news story that's come out.

"barfo Acquires Portland Trail Blazers for $4 Billion, Trades Josh Hart for Giannis Antetokounmpo"

Portland, OR - In a stunning move, technology tycoon barfo has announced his acquisition of the NBA's Portland Trail Blazers for a reported $4 billion. The deal includes all assets and operations of the franchise, as well as its home arena, the Moda Center.

As part of the acquisition, barfo has also made a major trade, sending guard Josh Hart and others to the Milwaukee Bucks in exchange for superstar forward Giannis Antetokounmpo. The two-time MVP has been one of the most dominant players in the league and is expected to make a significant impact for the Blazers.

"We're thrilled to welcome Giannis to Portland and to become the new owners of the Trail Blazers," said a barfo spokesperson. "We believe in the power of basketball to bring people together and are committed to building a winning culture in Portland for years to come."

The acquisition of the Trail Blazers marks a significant move into the sports industry for barfo, who has become one of the wealthiest men in the world through his innovative business ventures.

Fans and analysts are eager to see what impact the acquisition will have on the franchise and the league as a whole. With Giannis on board, the Blazers are poised to be a major contender in the Western Conference and fans are excited to see what the future holds for their beloved team.

This story is developing and more information will be provided as it becomes available.
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I always thought you were probably Phil Knight

SlyPokerDog · Feb 4, 2023

barfo said: ↑

Here's the first news story that's come out.

"barfo Acquires Portland Trail Blazers for $4 Billion, Trades Josh Hart for Giannis Antetokounmpo"

Portland, OR - In a stunning move, technology tycoon barfo has announced his acquisition of the NBA's Portland Trail Blazers for a reported $4 billion. The deal includes all assets and operations of the franchise, as well as its home arena, the Moda Center.

As part of the acquisition, barfo has also made a major trade, sending guard Josh Hart and others to the Milwaukee Bucks in exchange for superstar forward Giannis Antetokounmpo. The two-time MVP has been one of the most dominant players in the league and is expected to make a significant impact for the Blazers.

"We're thrilled to welcome Giannis to Portland and to become the new owners of the Trail Blazers," said a barfo spokesperson. "We believe in the power of basketball to bring people together and are committed to building a winning culture in Portland for years to come."

The acquisition of the Trail Blazers marks a significant move into the sports industry for barfo, who has become one of the wealthiest men in the world through his innovative business ventures.

Fans and analysts are eager to see what impact the acquisition will have on the franchise and the league as a whole. With Giannis on board, the Blazers are poised to be a major contender in the Western Conference and fans are excited to see what the future holds for their beloved team.

This story is developing and more information will be provided as it becomes available.
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TIL the P in ChatGPT stands for Pirate.

HomerLovesKoolAid · Feb 4, 2023

I, and I'm sure I speak for everyone here, welcome the Barfo era!

wizenheimer · Feb 4, 2023

barfo said: ↑

Here's the first news story that's come out.

"barfo Acquires Portland Trail Blazers for $4 Billion, Trades Josh Hart for Giannis Antetokounmpo"

Portland, OR - In a stunning move, technology tycoon barfo has announced his acquisition of the NBA's Portland Trail Blazers for a reported $4 billion. The deal includes all assets and operations of the franchise, as well as its home arena, the Moda Center.

As part of the acquisition, barfo has also made a major trade, sending guard Josh Hart and others to the Milwaukee Bucks in exchange for superstar forward Giannis Antetokounmpo. The two-time MVP has been one of the most dominant players in the league and is expected to make a significant impact for the Blazers.

"We're thrilled to welcome Giannis to Portland and to become the new owners of the Trail Blazers," said a barfo spokesperson. "We believe in the power of basketball to bring people together and are committed to building a winning culture in Portland for years to come."

The acquisition of the Trail Blazers marks a significant move into the sports industry for barfo, who has become one of the wealthiest men in the world through his innovative business ventures.

Fans and analysts are eager to see what impact the acquisition will have on the franchise and the league as a whole. With Giannis on board, the Blazers are poised to be a major contender in the Western Conference and fans are excited to see what the future holds for their beloved team.

This story is developing and more information will be provided as it becomes available.
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barfo · Feb 4, 2023

Story has now been updated:

PORTLAND, OR - In a major shakeup for the NBA, billionaire investor barfo has acquired the Portland Trail Blazers for $4 billion and immediately made a bold move by changing the team name to the Portland Porch Pirates.

The acquisition has sent shockwaves through the basketball community, as the Trail Blazers, under their previous ownership for over two decades, are now under the guidance of barfo, known for his unconventional and innovative approach to business.

barfo's first major move as the new owner was to make a trade, sending Josh Hart to the Milwaukee Bucks in exchange for two-time MVP Giannis Antetokounmpo.

The name change to the Portland Porch Pirates has been met with mixed reactions, but one aspect of the new identity has already proven to be a hit - the updated mascot, Blaze. The former trailblazer now sports a pirate hat and carries boxes under his arm, a nod to the team's new "porch pirate" theme.

The Porch Pirates organization declined to comment on the name change, but sources close to the team say they are excited for the new ownership and the potential it brings. The sports world awaits with anticipation to see what is next for the Portland Porch Pirates and barfo.

riverman · Feb 4, 2023

barfo said: ↑

Story has now been updated:

PORTLAND, OR - In a major shakeup for the NBA, billionaire investor barfo has acquired the Portland Trail Blazers for $4 billion and immediately made a bold move by changing the team name to the Portland Porch Pirates.

The acquisition has sent shockwaves through the basketball community, as the Trail Blazers, under their previous ownership for over two decades, are now under the guidance of barfo, known for his unconventional and innovative approach to business.

barfo's first major move as the new owner was to make a trade, sending Josh Hart to the Milwaukee Bucks in exchange for two-time MVP Giannis Antetokounmpo.

The name change to the Portland Porch Pirates has been met with mixed reactions, but one aspect of the new identity has already proven to be a hit - the updated mascot, Blaze. The former trailblazer now sports a pirate hat and carries boxes under his arm, a nod to the team's new "porch pirate" theme.

The Porch Pirates organization declined to comment on the name change, but sources close to the team say they are excited for the new ownership and the potential it brings. The sports world awaits with anticipation to see what is next for the Portland Porch Pirates and barfo.
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So the jerseys will say PPPb ?

MickZagger · Feb 4, 2023

barfo said: ↑

Story has now been updated:

PORTLAND, OR - In a major shakeup for the NBA, billionaire investor barfo has acquired the Portland Trail Blazers for $4 billion and immediately made a bold move by changing the team name to the Portland Porch Pirates.

The acquisition has sent shockwaves through the basketball community, as the Trail Blazers, under their previous ownership for over two decades, are now under the guidance of barfo, known for his unconventional and innovative approach to business.

barfo's first major move as the new owner was to make a trade, sending Josh Hart to the Milwaukee Bucks in exchange for two-time MVP Giannis Antetokounmpo.

The name change to the Portland Porch Pirates has been met with mixed reactions, but one aspect of the new identity has already proven to be a hit - the updated mascot, Blaze. The former trailblazer now sports a pirate hat and carries boxes under his arm, a nod to the team's new "porch pirate" theme.

The Porch Pirates organization declined to comment on the name change, but sources close to the team say they are excited for the new ownership and the potential it brings. The sports world awaits with anticipation to see what is next for the Portland Porch Pirates and barfo.
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