This one doesn't count but, "This is our house....oh shit I got lock jaw...Im gonna have to play the rest of the game like this."
I'm gonna refrain from the HCP jokes I had planned for these contests. Instead.... CRABBE!!!!! You and Meyers are getting haircuts AFTER THE &$@$'" GAME!!!!!!!!!
You realize that by saying that you "wanted to see who had their mind in the gutter," you are admitting to the intentional double entendre, meaning that you in fact DID mean both defense and the less innocent alternative, thus unintentionally validating @theprunetang's response.
And the winner of the first caption contest of the season is.... @BlazerCaravan with 6 votes. Congrats man!