Funny Caption That Picture Thread (Neil Olshey Edition)

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  1. Jade Falcon

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    Because we all need a laugh. And this fucking clown deserves it.

    Find a picture of Neil Olshey and caption it.

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    *He doesn't suspect that I am screwing his team over.....all is going precisely as planned*
     
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    "Make a trade? What's that?"
     
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    "Look, I know we're not having the season that everyone wants us to have.....but that's just too goddamn bad."
     
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    "Jimmy, you're a genius with these roster moves!"
     
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    Look we are in the fourth year of a 12 year rebuild. We got the guys we wanted. Meyers is having a great season. Look at his per. Harkless is back and he's going to get better every game. We can't win every game. In terms of trades, if something comes along that makes sense we will do it. We are always active ( no one is calling) on the phones. We gotta be patient. Fans think we can just make trades and start winning. It just doesn't work that way. We are 4 years into a 15 year rebuild, it takes time.
     
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    "So Paul.....about this whole 'after your death' thing......"
     
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    *Whispers in Dame's ear* "You're never leaving me."
     
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    "So....you want to give Meyers $10 million a year, and.....you want me to play him....?"

    "Yes. Because I'm your daddy, and I say so."
     
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    "You know....I'm not sure about this team...."

    "Shut up, Paul."
     
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    "Look Paul....the league is trending towards 6'2" point-guards with no college experience. It's part of our 15 year rebuild."
     
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    This thread has so much comedy potential, and nobody wants to play?

    You people disappoint me. :waiting:
     
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    I have no idea what i'm doing here
     
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