Funny Caption That Picture Thread (Terry Stotts Edition)

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    What are these so called "adjustments" you speak of?
     
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    I don't like this thread.
     
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    ...and are 1-12 in our last 13 Playoff games.

    But damn don't we look good in the regular season against soft teams that don't play much defense.
     
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    You're kidding? Jesus, not this too.

    Okay.....*takes a breath*......why don't you like this thread?
     
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    I’ll admit theres some funny stuff, but its kind of classless...
     
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    Yeah. We should be constantly trashing Meyers more. He's the agreed focus of our mob derision. But making fun of Terry, what a bunch of cluekess yahoos. :beatinto:
     
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    Yeah because Im totally on here trashing Meyers all the time...
     
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    This forum loses it's shit on a daily basis about the stupidest things. We swear and argue in game threads with one-another. And that's not even including the lovely shit that goes on in the OT!

    Why are we suddenly concerned about being classy? :biglaugh:

    My advice is: don't take it too seriously. I've already said: I'm not teasing Stotts as a PERSON. I'm teasing him as a COACH. And I for one am not going to apologize for that. He's earned every single bit of it.

    And quite frankly, seeing as how other fanbases treat their coaches, I think we've been pretty nice to the guy.
     

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