Rumor Chandler Parsons this summer?

Use cap room on a third string PG?

Oh your Tim Fraizers cousin, right?

 

They play different positions?

 

So on Dame's IG, saw a promo for a basketball camp for kids between March 21-23.

"With Damian Lillard, Meyers Leonard, and..... Chandler Parsons (?!) "

Dafuq

 

If you want to keep CJ, the question is valid; we'd play DeRozan at SF, and Parsons is a natural SF. But if you're all-in on DeRozan, you're probably thinking it'll take CJ to get him.

 

No, we're trading CJ for Boogie. Try to keep up.

 

Because every team needs one head case.

At least I think I read that somewhere.

 

He's like a white Kevin Durant.

 

Looks like they definitely hit it off at team USA.

Neil is totally gonna go after parsons this summer

 

I want to get Parsons because I feel like it would be a fuck you to the Rockets. Not sure how exactly but fuck them.

 

I do the same thing when I'm marking a 3 pointer. The only difference is my arm is straight in the air. Am I a gang banger Wookie? How do you know he wasn't referring to the three-point shot he just made?

Edit: Also, you don't even know what gang signs look like. That's not a blood sign. You don't spread your fingers in a 3 when you do a blood sign. Your fingers are supposed to be close together to make the straight line of a small case b. When did you suddenly become an expert on gang signs?

 

I feel like his ego is too large for this team the way things have been this season.

 

Chandler would fall in line. He remembers gettin' his FACE BLASTED out of the playoffs after celebrating his go ahead reverse layup a bit too soon. Yes, he will humble that ego for the assassin that ripped his heart out.

 

Wook decides that he hates a player based on the funniest little things.

Nene goes by one name? Fuck that guy.

 

I think Wook just hates every player that isn't on the Blazers, he'll change his mind and like them when they start wearing our jersey. Guys like Kobe are an obvious exception.

 

Neil is a chemistry major.

 

There was a lot more too it than that. To be honest, I don't remember exactly what happened to convince me he was someone worth rooting against. Whatever it was, it happened before he came to the NBA...

 

I stopped liking Pierce when he was carried off the court over a fake injury during the Playoffs (Finals?). But up to that point I liked him.

 

The only players I really hate are guys who play a style of basketball I find unappealing. Kobe is tops of the list because its a selfish star driven isolation style with little ball movement and low percentage shots. Thats why I can't stand Westbrook unless he's on a fast break. Melo can be terrible at times. As much of a bitch as CP3 is and arrogant the Warriors have become both their products can be very unselfish so I find that pleasing to watch.

Dame is overall amazing but there's a few moments where he starts jacking up deep heaves early in the clock and I start to get an uneasy feeling.

 

I hate James Harden. I hate him more than anyone else in the league because of what he represents. He is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with the NBA.

 

He'd be a great fit!