Funny Chaos at Walmart as woman performs karate

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  1. MARIS61

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    Chaos at Walmart as woman performs karate, son exposes himself, dog steals food
    By Lukas Mikelionis | Fox News
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    The Eau Claire Police Department said on social media that the officers responded to a call that a woman, Lisa Smith, 46, and her dog “Bo” shoplifted items from the store. The woman’s son, 26-year-old Benny Vann, was causing chaos in the store as well. (Eau Claire County Jail)

    Chaos descended on a Wisconsin Walmart store Wednesday night after a karate-performing mother, her naked son, and their belligerent dog shoplifted and ran amok in the store.

    The Eau Claire Police Department said on social media that the officers responded to a call that a woman, Lisa Smith, 46, and her dog “Bo” shoplifted items from the store. The woman’s son, 26-year-old Benny Vann, was causing chaos in the store as well.

    Police learned that Smith came into the shop with Bo unleashed, with the dog immediately running off towards customers while the woman was pulling apart displays in the store and placing them in her cart.

    After being told to leave the store, the woman began showing off her karate moves in the parking lot to fend off police officers.

    The dog tried to flee the crime scene, albeit unsuccessfully, with a box of Jiffy Cornbread Muffin Mix in his mouth.


    After a brief fight with the officers, Smith was arrested. As a last-ditch attempt, she tried to kick a window out of a police car.

    Her raucous son, meanwhile, was getting fully naked and began exposing himself to other customers at the store. He then tried to cover himself with new clothes from the store without intending to pay for them, police said.

    After officers confronted Vann, he threatened to run over them with his scooter, prompting the police to use physical force to stop the scooter and arrest the man.

    The mother was charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, and misdemeanor bail jumping. The son is facing charges of lewd and lascivious behavior, disorderly conduct and retail theft.

    The only character to get off scot-free is Bo, the dog.

    “Bo was caught by Officers in the store and brought to the Humane Association. The dog was not charged – we issued him a warning for the theft,” police said in a statement.

    https://www.foxnews.com/us/chaos-walmart-woman-karate-son-exposes-dog-steals-food
     
  2. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE IM ME, I DO ME, AND I CHILL

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    Nah.
    In thanos’s version you are just as likely to vanish and these nuts dont.

    Thanos is close. But it shouldn't be random.
    Just the bottom feeders.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder

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    Just another day at Walmart.

    Edit:
    By the way, that woman on the right looks amazingly like my ex wife.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Are you serious? That's pretty disgusting, horrific even.

    Just the bottom feeders? Gross, we all need to die.
     
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    stampedehero Play On>>>/ SRV

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    People like this are magnetized to Walmart. Won't find them at Lord & Taylor.
     
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    stampedehero Play On>>>/ SRV

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    No WAY! I thought that black mark on her left face cheek was from a cigarette.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder

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    Never heard of Lord and Taylor. The nearest store to me is over 1,700 miles away.
     
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    stampedehero Play On>>>/ SRV

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    Upscale East coast store with exciting discounts...…….. hahahaha
     
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    Exciting to someone but not to me. My wife, maybe. Her girlfriend, definitely. Her girlfriend's husband, not a chance in hell.
     
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    What happened to the original title anyway?
     
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    At OLive that is in their constitution. Over here we tend to wander a lot more.
    However, your point is good.
     
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    Lanny, you are like me. I want to shop at the Shoprite food store & Home Depot while my wife demoralizes me in fancy mall stores and curtain/home decor stores.
     
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    I like Home Depot, Costco and Winco while she likes New Seasons, Louis Vuitton and Nordstrom.
    Surprisingly she's encouraging me to buy my next suit from the Men's Warehouse. I've got one suit from them now and a second suit from an expensive tailor in downtown Portland. I like to change up when I wear them which is principally at church but also at expensive restaurants and the live performing arts.
     
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    Worthless scum wasting tax payers $$.
     
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    Wait....

    Has anyone seen Sly....?

    By the way.... I’m shocked nobody pointed out that the lady is supposedly only 46. That crazy lady looks at least 65.
     
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    I stay away from Winco. To many crazy snappers with carts always pushy. Its worse than 217 at rush hour in there!
     
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    or saved a donut shop some cop perks somewhere
     
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    My first thought too. Gotta be on meth.
     
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