Cheesy Jokes

Whats faster than a speeding bullet?A Jew with a coupon

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Fabolous @ Dec 6 2006, 07:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Whats faster than a speeding bullet?A Jew with a coupon</div> :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA:

 

what did the jew say to bill gatesSo did you find any good bargains?

 

yes! give me more jew jokes! I have a friend who is jewish and need to tell them these

 

A Jewish guy began an investment project - he heard the sales of Woman's Bras were booming. He bought 2,000 Womans bras to sell. After a week of slow business he was like whatever, it's just a week. After two weeks of business he had only sold 80 bras - this was not enough for him. He quickly decided to sell the bras to some lowly Palestinian for the same price he bought them - he just wanted to get them off his hands. He laughed as he walked away - he knew he had really got that stupid Palestinian. A couple days later the Palestinian popped in his mind - he was curious to see what had happened with the bras. He was going to go back there and laugh at the Palestinians face for being so foolish to buy the bras off him. Anyways he went to the Palestinians home and asked him how business was going? The Palestinian was like "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN"?? "I NEED MORE BRAS NOWW!!!!!" The Jew was stunned - he asked him how he sold them so fast.The Palestinian replied: "Oh simple, I just cut the bras in half and sold them to some stupid Jews as Yamachas." lol w/e not funny - you gotta be arab. lol

 

<span style="font-family:Comic Sans Ms">Some of these jokes actually made me laugh, like the one about "what's updawg?".Anyway:How do you know a black guy was on your computer?It's not there any more.</span>

 

What do you call a native on a bike?A theifHow do you know it's a native's birthday?You bike is gone.Some of you guys won't get why I picked natives... dsounG probably will.

 

:HAHAHA:How do you get a native in a bathtub? Throw a Beer in itHow do you get it out?Throw Soap in it

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dsounG @ Dec 6 2006, 09:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'> :HAHAHA:How do you get a native in a bathtub? Throw a Beer in itHow do you get it out?Throw Soap in it</div>:HAHAHA:I have a similar one like that...How do you know a native's been in your house?Everything is gone... but the soap.

 

I don't get the jew jokes, are jews stereotyped as cheap?

 

It is a fact that there is no such thing as a poor Jew. They are money hoarders, which means they like to keep money all to themselves. They'll spring on any chance to save some cash. Seriously, have you ever heard of a poor Jew? Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?Because the teacher told her to do an essay!

 

what happens when ginger kids go sun tanning?they're freckles connectwhat happen to ginger kids?theyve been shat on through a screen.sry for the jokes for those who are of orange decsent

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Suddenrapz16 @ Dec 7 2006, 01:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>what happens when ginger kids go sun tanning?they're freckles connectwhat happen to ginger kids?theyve been shat on through a screen.sry for the jokes for those who are of orange decsent</div>... The first one is totally stupid, and the second isn't that good either. And don't worry, I'm not offended. Mostly because those suck.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ElMaster @ Dec 7 2006, 12:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I don't get the jew jokes, are jews stereotyped as cheap?</div><span style="font-family:Comic Sans Ms"> :no1: You catch on too slowly...</span>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Dec 7 2006, 04:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>... The first one is totally stupid, and the second isn't that good either. And don't worry, I'm not offended. Mostly because those suck.</div>didn't know there were actually ginger kids here

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Suddenrapz16 @ Dec 7 2006, 08:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>didn't know there were actually ginger kids here</div>Camby and I resent that.

 

man those native jokes are racist!!

 

Every racist joke is racist. That's the point.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (7Goat @ Dec 8 2006, 06:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Every racist joke is racist. That's the point.</div>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (7Goat @ Dec 8 2006, 07:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Every racist joke is racist. That's the point.</div>