Rumor Chess Champion Cheats?

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  1. SlyPokerCat

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    Houston Astros fan?
     
  3. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    How does someone even come up with this....
     
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    $350,000 prize pool, that's how.
     
  5. SlyPokerDog

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    You know the dude was lighting up a cigarette after every chess move.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    No... I mean.... why do they think he was doing it? They said nobody has provided any evidence.... like.... we're going to need a little more information here.
     
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    "Turn around and spread your cheeks, Mr. Grand Champion"
     
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    tlongII Legendary Poster

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    I would not shake hands with him if I lost.
     
  9. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Ok, so the whole thing is made up.

    I was reading a thread on Reddit about it. Homie beat the champ and then the champ bowed out of the tournament, which is apparently extremely rare, so people started to claim that the champ must think the guy was cheating or he wouldn't have bowed out of the tournament.

    A streamer was talking about it and joked that it had something to do with anal beads.

    The stream was clipped and went viral. The media picked it up and thought it was serious.

    The end.
     
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    This is exactly what Big Corporate Anal Bead wants you to think.
     
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    Imagine beating a chess champion, and seeing your name go viral. You think wow, people actually give a shit about chess tournaments and me?! And then you find out it's because someone made a joke about you cheating with electronic anal beads. lol
     
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    Or even not having a clue and then having a friend contact you and ask how those beads feel?

    oh man this is hilarious!!!! Lol.
     
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    Kinda like how a few folks here run with a fake tweet like it’s fact and then retract?

    Anyway… back to what I initially came here to say…. Hold onto your shorts, FAMS!
     
  14. Chris Craig

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    Well big anal can go screw themselves.
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I could beat anyone here at chess and no I don't use anal beads.
     
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    More fake news!
     
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    Yet you always play standing up...
     
  18. Chris Craig

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    Does anyone here play chess?
     
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    That's just my phone...I set it to vibrate.

    No. I generally sit.
     
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    FTFY
     

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