Rumor Chess Champion Cheats?

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  1. SlyPokerCat

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    Or don't hold onto your shorts? I imagine it would be easier to insert the anal beads if your dropped your shorts first. Shoving your shorts in your asshole at the same time as beads sounds extra painful.
     
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    So was it Alex Jones, Fox, NewsMax, or OANN that played this clip and made it go viral amongst their viewership? Clearly there is an anal conspiracy going on here.
     
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  5. Chris Craig

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    Oh shit, next time I come over, I'm kicking your ass...at chess.
     
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    Which one of you wants to try it and see if we can telegraph your next move to you against @Chris Craig
     
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    gross. Go back to your poop infested sandbox ya darn furrball!!
     
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    Science is science. It's not gross. It is an experiment.
     
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    Fixed that for ya sicko!
     
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    Notice how he is not mentioning anything about anal beads, be careful because cats have spikes on their penis.
     
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    I used to play chess way back in the day on Yahoo Games, but I haven't played in a few years. Maybe I'll download an app and shove something up my butt, see if it makes me a better player.
     
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    If you record it you could start an OnlyFans for your honeymoon fund.
     
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    This explains how Sly is able to stay on top of moderating this forum 24 hours a day..

    He incorporates a similar strategy.
     
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    Cats are more diabolical. If you learn how to play chess from a dog....you'll lose.
     
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    I just hope whatever he is sticking up his butt isn't a replica of your massive dong.

    Poor Sly if it is.
     
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