Chicks are fucking Dumb...

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  1. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Women showing interestin you? what, you going to a brothel??
     
  2. DaRizzle

    DaRizzle BLAKER

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    Maybe I should just start testing this theory of me being an asshole to chicks....but if I have to introduce myself to some random chick then it obviously shows her im interested...so the only way I can be an asshole to a chick is if i get introduced by a mutual friend....hmmm...but then im being as asshole to a friend of a friend and thats not nice...oh wait, thats the point

    ugh...
     
  3. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I've actually had some female friends tell me that guys are confusing. I'm like, "No they're not! Guys are fucking simple."
     
  4. DaRizzle

    DaRizzle BLAKER

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    eat
    sleep
    work
    sports
    sex

    we are a simple people
     
  5. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Mmm, buttered dirt.

    barfo
     
  6. DaRizzle

    DaRizzle BLAKER

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    I see you Spud....this is why i didnt....you know
     
  7. BTOWN_HUSTLA

    BTOWN_HUSTLA NOW BUZZ KILLINGTON

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    can't turn a ho into a housewife.
     
  8. DaRizzle

    DaRizzle BLAKER

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    now THAT need to be a bumper sticker
     
  9. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    BTOWN_HUSTLA NOW BUZZ KILLINGTON

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    that's because they're losers, not because they're nice guys.
     
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    Yeah dude. I can't stand chicks either. I am NEVER getting married again, never having a relationship again. Nothing but fucking trouble and drama. Cost too much damn money too.

    I am a player for life now.

    "If you lose a ho, gain a ho."

    - Brotha Lynch Hung
     
  12. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    And those are usually the guys who lament being "nice guys".
     
  13. Spud147

    Spud147 Mercy Mercy

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    Well that was so charming I can't imagine why women don't want you. But then again, it's all our fault anyway so no need to analyze it too much. They were probably abused and afraid of your masculinity, animal magnetism, and verility.

    I haven't taken advantage of all the benefits of this board, so here goes:

    Fuck you, ya fuckin' fuck

    I love this board.
     
  14. DaRizzle

    DaRizzle BLAKER

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    ^i now have that playing on repeat

    did i mention this chick lives in my same apartment building? Oh yeah...when I dig a grave I dig it DEEP!

    maybe she can hear this song playing
     
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    DaRizzle BLAKER

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    :sigh:
     
  16. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    There's really nothing better than old school west coast rap when you're hating the opposite sex.
     
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    BTOWN_HUSTLA NOW BUZZ KILLINGTON

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    damn, you shat where you ate!
     
  18. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    DaRizzle BLAKER

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    what a tangled web we weave....
     
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    Damn right brother!
     

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