OT Chris Haynes Leaves Plain Dealer For ESPN

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  1. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    He's a mumbling, illiterate nitwit.

    Nice guy, though.
     
  2. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Agreed, but you know how white people are. NBA analysts all look the same to them...
     
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  3. riverman

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    beat me to it!
     
  4. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Say WHAAT?
     
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    He looks more like Peter Tosh than Magic Johnson
    peter tosh.jpg
     
  6. dviss1

    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Bro... everywhere I go it's:

    "You look like" (no I don't), "Has anyone ever told you" (yes this is not new), "You remind me of":

    Insert random black celebrity here: ______________

    I'm sorry but there's no way I can look like: Chris Rock/Tucker/Brown, Kevin Hart, Allen Iverson, Denzell (no fucking way), Cliff Robinson, and a slim Mike Tyson.... (@SlyPokerDog).

    None of those people look alike.
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    :doh:
     
  8. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I think you look like Justin Bieber.
     
  9. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    So, you're saying he looks like a short Meyers Leonard?
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I didn't want to insult him that bad.
     
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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Oops. My bad.
     
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    you don't look like any of those guys...people do that a lot especially when you travel...I have a cleft chin so it's always Micheal Douglass or any famous person with the chin. My wife always tells me somebody on tv looks like somebody else and a lot of the time it's not even close...like they both have brown hair.
     
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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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  14. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Peter Tosh looks more like Ed Davis than that other guy.

    Ed Davis.jpg peter tosh.jpg
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Haha.

    A few years ago I was visiting my wife's friends in France. They told me I looked like Nicholas Cage.

    I didn't think so. Moreover, I didn't think that was necessarily a compliment. LOL

    :cheers:
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    If I were you, and some drunk chick is thinking you look like Denzell, I'd strike while the iron is hot. So to speak.

    :)
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    I always get Shia LaBeouf. Always.
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    I'm sorry. That guy could not possibly be more unlikable on screen. Those crappy transformers movies are unwatchable.
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Totally agree. The funniest time someone tried to compare me to someone was about 10 years ago. I was at a bar in Roseburg OR with my sister just trying to relax and this gay cowboy sits next to me, buys me a whiskey on the rocks and says (in the thickest country accent), "Anyone ever tell you that you look like a cross between Lou Diamond Philips and that Hairlip Phoenix guy?".
    My sister and I still laugh about that one.

    And now it's just Shia LaBeouf. Fuck.
     
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  20. UncleCliffy'sDaddy

    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    Could be worse, trust me. People could think you look like John Goodman.........
     
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