Chris Johnson doesnt get a 2nd 10 day contract

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by MIXUM, Feb 4, 2011.

  1. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Turn off Mike Barrett immediately.
     
  2. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    He received accolades for the 3 seconds in which he skillfully attempted to block a shot, and later in the game he spent 7 seconds pursuing a Spur and distracting him from making his shot. There were 2 stellar seconds in which he leapt higher than anyone within 4 feet 6 inches of him. However, the bad balanced the good. He bobbled the ball for 1 second while generally looking out of sorts for 16 interminable seconds which resulted in a basket for the opponent.

    I have now re-examined the footage with a microscope and have salvaged an additional 3 sparkling seconds in which he absolutely looks like an all-star. I believe these 3 seconds should be digitized and submitted to the League for consideration in case an all-star is injured and needs replacement.
     

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