CHRISTMAS presents: the thread

I did all my shopping on Amazon. Online shopping = massive, massive, massive win. Click a button, shit comes to the door. I'll never go to a mall ever again. I'm the champ.

 

I like going to the mall on Dec. 24th. Its kind of fun, rush of adrenaline. most people are done so its just me running around like a chicken with my head chopped off. I end up spending too much money.

 

Another good gift are nice kitchen knives. Globals or Shun.

 

For the coffee drinker in your life, the Aeropress beats the shit out of drip makers and even the French Press.

http://www.amazon.com/Aerobie-80R08...8&s=home-garden&qid=1291933062&sr=8-1-catcorr

Its easy to clean and use but all the separate parts are a little annoying.

 

Any ideas for my cousin (female) who just moved here from the Philippines? I think she's like 19 or 20.
Thinking just a gift card at the mall.

 

Greencard.

 

I think going to college (DREAM) is faster than the greencard!

 

I'll PM you my number. Give it to her.

 

Like a fake ponytail? Does a rat tail work?

 

sure. I'd love to see the look on her face when she opens a box, it just has your phone number and "Mick Zagger" on there.

woot.

 

I can send dick picks too. I'm no Oden, or anything. But, she's from the Phillipines, she doesn't know any better.

 

Meh, I'd just sell them to PapaG.

 

Something sort of like this, but braided:



I also think it is mandatory to tell someone else once a day that you are "Rockin out, with your cock out" along with other habits you must pick up to become a swinger.

 

I used to get the playboy channel at home. they alwyas did docs on swingers. crazy shit.

 

He would frame them on his wall and salivate all day.

 

I'm actually thinking of ordering for my mom. we'll see what's up.

 

My Dad is totally into the weather. Always watching the Weather Channel to get the "lowdown" on what the local weather is/will be doing.

Therefore, I bought him one of these. Hope he likes it.

http://www.chaneyinstruments.com/product/Wireless-Weather-Forecaster-Model-75077.html

 

yeah, oregon scientific is a good place too to get shit for dads/gransparents.

 

I was looking at Brookstone the other day.

pretty cool foot massagers, $350 though.

The Temperpedic slippers. $50. might get a pair for myself.

 

time is running out.