Funny Chuck Norris Jokes

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  1. riverman

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    When Chuck Norris is doing a pushup, he isn't pushing himself up, he's pushing the earth down
     
    riverman, Jul 15, 2019
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    Chuck Norris doesn’t have sex. Sex has Chuck Norris.
     
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    They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, problem was it just wouldn't take shit from anyone
     
    riverman, Jul 15, 2019
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    Chuck Norris scored a 2000 on his SAT by simply writing his name across the scantron.
     
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    Chuck Norris went skydiving and his chute failed to open....he returned it the next day for a full refund
     
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    Well since this is mostly a basketball forum. Here is something Chuck Norris and basketball related.

     
    Titan, Jul 15, 2019
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    quality is terrible I know
     
    riverman, Jul 15, 2019
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    Chuck Norris 'Facts!' were popular while I was attending Physics classes at Portland State. Those were good times, buddy!
     
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