Coming to Portland March 26-30th

Yeah, diamonds in the rough, er, ruff.

 

nice

 

He's never freshly bathed?

Hey we would get along.

 

And that's what the rest of us would tell you two.......just get along......and don't stop.

 

And he's got the worst dog breath ever!!!

 

It's a mint called sen-sen.

 

the worst dog breath is still better than the best dragon breath

 

I love those things and my breath DOES NOT smell like liver!!!

 

Oh really?!? And when was the last time a dragon licked his butt... hmmmmm? You are clearly fronting (or is it frontin'?).

 

I used to steal them from my Dad then put them in my dog's mouth and laugh at his reaction. I think that's how I made the dog breath / sen-sen connection.

 

i was thinking more along the lines of instant incineration, but dragons, as is the same with most predators, will feast upon entrails.

except for the big mouthed scandinavian Níðhöggr, a fearsome root eater who lives beneath the yggdrasil

 

So extrapolating from the instant incineration comment... you've never actually smelled a dragon's breath or you wouldn't be posting right now. My comment about you frontin' still stands.

And the only reason they don't eat the scandinavian entrails is that the root eating makes them a little too "fibery" and causes... well... I don't think I need to elaborate. Let's just say it's worse than the breath.

 

..and now you know why I said I wasn't hungry at the fair. I just wouldn't take that chance.....especially upon meeting you for the first time.

 

well, i thought it was a dragon, he might have just drank too many shots of hot damn with sidecars of flaming carbombs