Oh please don't let Karma catch up with me and make me and my massive penis a sex slave to countless multitudes of beautiful women. Oh, and I suppose it will get worse by making me consume my favorite adult beverages. Oh, the horror.
Them ladies in red at the Bagwans ranch would have worked you over big time and converted you to One with the Universe! And they did serve alcohol there too.
I don't see how their beautiful bare naked bodies, free flowing liquor and soft music could have found their way within my hard shell. How many are with me on this?
