OT Coronavirus: America in chaos, News and Updates. One million Americans dead and counting

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  1. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Like what?
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Tables for the unvaxed, tables for the vaxed, tables for the boosted vax, and tables for the groom bros on cocaine?
     
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  3. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    We have a Ivermectin spray as people enter so we good.
     
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    I read that as "unwaxed". I thought maybe ElPres was getting the Brozilian for his wedding night.
     
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    calvin natt Confeve

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    I thought you were getting married because you didn’t want to use protection?
     
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    I'd recommend you go all out. Shove a halogen light up their ass as they enter and serve bleach cocktails.
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko Staff Member Global Moderator

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    How much protection to use with the bridesmaids.

    barfo
     
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    You really want people doing this on the dance floor at your reception?

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  10. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I've banned that "cha cha" one two step song.
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Get one of those chocolate fountains but fill it with Ivermectin and zinc water. People can dip their chick-fil-a in it.
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    That way you can kill the rona while you own the libs.
     
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    Best solution would be to get married in a recording studio...bride and groom in the soundproof vocal booth with the preacher...family and people you actually like in the mixing board room and the rest out in the auditorium in the covid stew sweating bullets and making side bets on who gets through alive!
     
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    She's always been an idiot...
     
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    Yes they can. HIPAA only restricts your doctor from sharing your medical records without your permission.

    It has nothing to do with somebody asking you about your medical condition.
     
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    Right. And 80% of adults isn't enough. You need 80% total (before Delta).
     
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  17. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I believe you can self-attest, which I will do.
     
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    They don't have to accept that...
     
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  20. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    lol, you make it sound like they really care or not.
     
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