OT Coronavirus: America in chaos, News and Updates. One million Americans dead and counting

that's one high tech vibrator

 

There is a pool party at my hotel

 

grab your snorkel and fins and do some deep diving...just avoid the shallow pool...that's the designated peeing zone

 

No way I'm going in there right now. Probably Monday

 

give that covid soup time to marinate!

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wa...rump-control-over-cdc-reports/?outputType=amp

Trump officials seek greater control over CDC reports on coronavirus

 

You left off " ... while drinking whiskey from a flask in a school zone."

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.livescience.com/amp/brain-invasion-coronavirus.html

The new coronavirus can infect brain cells, study finds

 

Aha, that explains Sly's behavior.

 

This might be a bit of a stretch.
The Flu or any common cold can also affect brain cells. So maybe this is a bit of hysteria?

 

Another rushed vaccine. Will this one be out before the election?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cn...to-americans-before-end-of-year-ceo-says.html

Pfizer coronavirus vaccine could be given to Americans before end of the year, CEO says

 

The Flu or any common cold? Yeah, I've had those many many times and you don't see me acting abnormal. Right? Come on, right? Dear God, say right, dammit.

 

It could grow you a third eye in the middle of your forehead and Trump would force its' approval.

 

Well they say you damage brain cells by drinking and smoking pot also right?

 

Those two things haven't hurt me a bit, I'm still a grate spiller.

 

Chuck Todd, the king of bothsides-erism actually nailed the latest trump talking point to the wall and shot it dead

"Some Conservatives defended the president for remaining calm saying you don't yell fire in a crowded movie theater," Todd said. "It's true. But you do if the theater is actually on fire."

 

“MAGA patriots” is an absolute oxymoron......but then, the “moron” piece is absolutely appropriate.........

 

Trump held an indoor rally in Nevada without masks or social distancing, in defiance of state regulations. Law & order president told his cult he will continue to break the law and encouraged them to do so as well.