I think the only requirement for kosher racism is that the racism needs to be blessed by a Rabbi, but I'm not Jewish or a racist, so don't quote me on that one.
Interesting. I'm pretty certain you can't mix kosher racism with non-kosher racism, also. Not in the same paragraph, anyways. I think subsequent paragraphs is acceptable, though.
Maybe we should just be like Mr. Subliminal on saturday night live cough..cough..racism...cough..cough...
2.5 Mexicans in league history! If I can somehow make it and get noticed this summer league.. it will be 3!
Not the back, it has its own sentence. Seperate but equal sentences for kosher and non-kosher racism.
No, it means the racism must come from an animal that chews a cud, or a fowl, or a fish with scales and fins. And that it not be mixed with dairy. Now, since there are no racists among cud-chewing animals or fowl or fish - does the cow care what the color of the bull is? - there is no such thing as kosher racism. How's that for a Talmudic argument?
Wow crandc. I bet that would have either been funny or really interesting had I understood any of it smarty pants.
what do you guys think of Martel Webster being a no show on the show I like Martel but that was not cool..... I know its summer and all. But he told Wheels he would be on earlier in the day
Mediocre man, those are the kosher dietary laws (well, the main ones, there are a zillion dietary laws). I mean, they are hardly a secret to be kept only for those in the tribe.
I am torn between shit happens, and it shows a lot about his character. I was raised to "do what you say you are going to do". I mean even if shit happens you should have the courtesy to call.
My favorite (and only) Talmud joke: The Priest meets his friend, the Rabbi, and says to him "I would like you to teach me the Talmud." The Rabbi replied: "You are a Non-Jew and you have the brain of a Non-Jew. There is no chance that you will succeed in understanding the Talmud." But the Priest continued in his attempt to persuade the Rabbi to teach him the Talmud. Finally, the Rabbi agreed. The Rabbi said to the Priest: "I agree to teach you the Talmud on condition that you answer one question." The Priest agreed and asked the Rabbi "What is the Question?" The Rabbi then said: "Two men fall down through the chimney. One comes out dirty and the other comes out clean. Who of those two goes to wash up?" Says the priest: "The one who is dirty goes to wash up but the one who is clean does not go to wash up." The Rabbi then says: "I told you that you will not succeed in understanding the Talmud. The exact opposite happened. The clean one looks at the dirty one and thinks that he is also dirty, goes to wash up. The dirty one, on the other hand, looks at the clean one and thinks that he is also clean and, therefore, does not go to wash up." "Ask me another!" says the Priest. The Rabbi then says: "Two men fall down through the chimney. One comes out dirty and the other comes out clean. Who of these two goes to wash up?" The Priest says: "The clean one looks at the dirty one and thinks he is also dirty and goes to wash up. The dirty one, on the other hand, looks at the clean one and thinks that he is also clean and, therefore, does not go to wash up." The Rabbi then says: "Wrong again. I told you that you will not understand. The clean one looks into the mirror, sees that he is clean and, therefore, does not go to wash up. The dirty one looks into the mirror, sees that he is dirty and goes to wash up." The Priest complains to the Rabbi "But you did not tell me that there is a mirror there." Says the Rabbi: "According to the Talmud, you have to think of all the possibilities." "Alright," groaning, says the Priest to the Rabbi. "Ask me one more question." For the last time, said the Rabbi, "Two men fall through the chimney. One came out dirty and the other came out clean. Who of these two went to wash up?" "That is very simple!" replied the Priest. "If there is no mirror there the clean one will go to wash up. If there is a mirror there, the clean one will not go to wash up.!" The Rabbi then says to the Priest: "I told that you will not succeed in understanding, you don't have a Jewish brain. Tell me, how is it possible for two men to fall through a chimney and for one to come out dirty and for the other to come out clean?"
Vegans can't drive Light vegans are smarter than dark vegans I cross to the other side of the street when I see a vegan walking towards me Vegans are really good at math Vegans have small penises Vegans have huge penises All vegans are in the mafia Never mess with a vegan because they all know karate Maybe we could get a vegan to dance so the rain will come I don't trust any vegan because they are all terrorists All those vegans are here illegally All vegans are racisits I am sure I am missing some great ones.
Vegans usually smell, can't jump and steal! Oh yeah, and I always see them in low-riders bumpin' that acoustic folk music!
