Zbo: Man, this sucks. If I'd used a condom, Mo wouldn't have gotten pregnant, and I wouldn't be marrying his sorry ass right now. barfo
"Don't worry man. After a year or two, all these white people in the stands will run you out of town too."
Mo: "Okay, we're holding hands way longer than we should. You look that way and I'll look this way and maybe people won't think we're a couple."
"OK dude, you won the bet. Come out to my rig after you change. I have the $100,000 in my glove compartment."