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  1. barfo

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    Re: Random shit

    The first panel of that fox diatribe makes me sad. Ok, it makes me laugh. But it's a sad laugh.

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    1-4 were funny. #5?

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    How is it not funny?
     
  4. SlyPokerDog

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    Well if it makes you feel better to I promise I have never and will never think of you while masturbating.
     
  5. BrianFromWA

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    I was going to tell a story, but it falls a bit into "what happens on the sub, stays on the sub" realm.

    It's sad b/c it looks like this girl came on the show happy and wanting to talk about her group, and by the end was verbally assaulted sexually and looks absolutely crushed. Yeah, she put herself out there, and Louie can (I guess) say whatever he wants to, but you'd think he'd have other people to vent on than virginal 19y/o girls.

    Then I realized that this was a show, and she was an actress, and I take it back.
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  6. VanillaGorilla

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    :lol: Even if it wasn't a joke and a show, the girl went on the show knowing she would be going against someone with opposite beliefs as hers, and what she said wasn't any more righteous than what he said just cause she's a Christian.
     
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  8. Fez Hammersticks

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    Guess the movie...
     
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    I can't believe this but apparently it's true:

    Tito Ortiz (fitted) hat size is 9 3/4

    9 and 3/4!?
     
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    That's amazing!

    Just two questions:

    1) Who is Tito Ortiz?
    2) Is 9 3/4 an extraordinary large, or extraordinary small, hat size?

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    About the size of a cow head. Shockingly huge hat. Normal ranges in the 7's

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    For 2), most adult males with "really small" cap sizes are in the 6 1/2 to 6 3/4 range. 7 to 7 1/2 is average, and if you have an 8 you're considered a melon-head. This guy is a complete deviation spectrum above the "really big" cap size.
     
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    BTW, I don't follow MMA a ton, but Tito was one of the recognizable names to me, and I thought he was one of the best. Dude went 1-7-1 in his last 9 fights over 6 years.

    "Is that bad?"

    "It's not good!"
     
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    I always knew he had a gigantic head, but wow. I where a 7 3/4 so I guess I'm a little above average.

    Tito can't fight for shit anymore, he's just been an attraction the last few years.
     
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    I get 7 3/4's because I like my hats a little baggy, over the ears a tad like a G.

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