Da House of Random!

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  1. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    What movie is that from?
     
  2. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    That guy is a freak.

    Adulterous affair discovered 30 years later

    They were both married to other people. He was a 39 year old businessman and she was his 24 year old secretary named Margaret. Their affair began in May 1969 and ended December 1970 when Margaret ended the relationship. By the time the affair ended, she had been pregnant 3 times and had abortions each time. How do we know this? Because the guy (her boss) took a hundred photos of her and typed notes for each one. They were found in his briefcase in an estate-type sale 30 years later. He kept receipts from hotels, restaurants, casinos, spas and shopping sprees, as well as travel documents and theater tickets. He even kept empty contraception packets, her fingernails, and samples of her hair. The pictures and notes have been set up in display in a museum in New York: http://www.whitecolumns.org/sections/exhibition.php?id=1340


    He bought all the clothes she wears in the pictures.

    She enjoyed all the attention, and eventually she got very jealous of his wife.

    One note typed on a page from a calendar reveals that his wife, Leni, is aware of the affair but chooses to endure the humiliation. The wife, Leni, actually confronts Margaret at a lunch meeting and tells her she is disrupting a "good marriage."

    Margaret is furious that the businessman did nothing about it, and she begins to break off the relationship. In a later note, it is said that the wife, Leni, had to apologize to Margaret. After the apology, the affair began again.


    A sample of her hair that he kept. There was also a blood-stained napkin in the briefcase.

    Margaret ended the affair right before Christmas, 1970, even though she was divorcing her current husband (and eventually did). The last note reads: "after christmas the fucking will be over and you will not dance at two weddings anymore."




     
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    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    That first one (the only one I had time to watch) was hilarious! He used internal rhyme and all!
     
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    That was really cool.
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”

    She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."

    He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

    Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?”

    “Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”

    “Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?”

    “Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.”

    Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name.”

    “Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba".
     
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