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  1. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    [video=youtube;IMCH7o9vvPA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMCH7o9vvPA[/video]
     
    Fez Hammersticks, Oct 4, 2011
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  2. julius

    julius Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I feel strangely better about myself from the age of 12-19.
     
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  4. SlyPokerDog

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    Re: Random shit

    [​IMG]
     
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  5. SlyPokerDog

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    Which came first?

    [​IMG]
     
    SlyPokerDog, Oct 9, 2011
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  6. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1728/who-invented-white-out

     
    ABM, Oct 10, 2011
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    please tell me that's a joke pic. please.
     
    BrianFromWA, Oct 11, 2011
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  9. SlyPokerDog

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    No joke. That's her performing this weekend.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
    SlyPokerDog, Oct 11, 2011
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  10. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    That's head-to-head contact.

    15 YARDS!!!!

    [video=youtube;S2oymHHyV1M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=S2oymHHyV1M[/video]
     
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  11. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    image003.jpg
     
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    That is fantastic. I want to employ that buck to visit downtown portland. When he is finished there, I would like him to slip into Corvallis and spend some quality time with the militant bike riders that have taken over the streets.
     
    DaLincolnJones, Oct 11, 2011
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  13. 3RA1N1AC

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    fucking rad buck slam
     
    3RA1N1AC, Oct 11, 2011
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  14. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    [video=youtube;14zh9SEmhmE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=14zh9SEmhmE[/video]
     
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  15. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    The UK's version of that 70's Show:

    [video=youtube;oOIdGpn83lQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOIdGpn83lQ[/video]

    And no, it's not a parody!
     
    Fez Hammersticks, Oct 11, 2011
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    AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

    1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

    2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

    3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. *REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

    4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

    5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

    6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE: WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

    7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

    DAILY THOUGHT:

    SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
     
    MARIS61, Oct 11, 2011
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  17. ABM

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    I became confused when I heard the word 'service' used with these agencies:

    Banking 'Service'
    Postal 'Service'
    Telephone 'Service'
    Pay TV 'Service'
    Civil 'Service'
    City, State & Public 'Service'
    Customer 'Service'
    Bureaucratic 'Service'

    This is not what I thought 'Service' meant.

    Then I visited my uncle, he's a farmer, he was talking about hiring a bull to 'Service' his cows.

    Suddenly BAM!!! It all came clear. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us!
     
    ABM, Oct 12, 2011
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  18. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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