Damn, Evan Turner has a killer house in Portland

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  1. Optimistic Bob

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    The daytime view is excellent ! I bet the night view is even better !!
     
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    Man, almost literally a killer house.
     
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    Turner's time in Portland summed up nicely.
     
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    Now that Gerald Wallace has retired can we start calling ET Crash?
     
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    Cliff dwellings are high risk houses!
     
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    "Truck crashes into Trail Blazer Evan Turners back yard swimming pool, driver was rescued"

    Now if only we could be rescued from the Turner signing.
     
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    Didn't read the thread, just saw the picture.

    It's not waterfront. No scenery. Here in Bellingham, we call that garbage.
     
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    It's nice. I wouldn't pay $3.5 M for it though.
     
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    How long does it take @HCP to clean that big ass pad?
     
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    Turner was last seen spread all over and embankment and dangling from a bridge over I-5 just outside of Olympia, after reports he was traveling 80mph in a 30mph zone.

    Too soon?
     
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    Evan turner is just an Oregon transplant!!!

    Build the wall!
     
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    Darkwebs Awakened to emptiness Staff Member Moderator

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    Turner can't be too mad about this. The truck driver just made a truck-driving equivalent to a basketball turnover, so Evan should totally understand.
     
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    This is bizarre as hell.
     
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    Clothing "semi" optional!
     
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    Those people down below are pretty lucky that truck didn't keep going. That's a steep looking grade
     
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    What I don't get is I know this corner like the back of my hand. IT is a steep slope with a hairpin turn, but the turn is BEFORE Evans house. His Driveway is right in the apex of the bend. The truck went off well AFTER the corner. HOW?????IF he had lost control going down the hill, he should have/would have plowed right into Evans garage/parking area.

    To be fair, I have not read up on all the news about it. Maybe it was noted how it happened.
     

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