I think there are some similarities. One, you are watching from your couch, and for the other, you are wearing your couch.
There is NO excuse for the above shoes to not only be worn in public, but to even have been made. UNLIKE MM!
Too bad they don’t have it in a different color because it is STUNNING Think about how well it would go with the shoes!!!
Both look like an old 60's/70's couch but if you have to pick one, I'm glad you went with the dress shoes, those look better to me. Granted I'd give them a 5/10 and the sneaks a 3/10, so not much better but still better.