He is Jesus. Turns feces into guacamole!!!! https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/...in-a-bowl-and-told-his-wife-it-was-an-avocado I hope this is fake. He's a sicko if not.
First of all, it's the Washington Examiner. Second, he must be a red neck. http://www.countryhumor.com/redneck/mightbe.htm
