DFW: Things looking better for Jon Jones (but he still screwed up)

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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    Supposedly Jones' camp will attempt to blame their failed tests on supplements. USADA aren't pushovers so Jones and Kawa must have something solid. Estrogen blockers seem to be an unlikely substance in a supplement but that industry is so loosely regulated who knows?

    Jones will still be suspended for failing to disclose what he was taking but DFW is confident that it will be more along the lines of what Tim Means and Yoel Romero faced than a full blown ban. Jones was facing two 2-year bans for two failed tests in the run-up to UFC 200.

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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    Reports coming out that Jones' popped for erectile dysfunction medication. Golly, why would a 29 year old athlete need penis pills to go full mast? I'm still convinced he's a cheat.
     
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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    Coke gives you limp dick.
     
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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    The idea of Silva & Jones both popping for Cialis is a sham.
     
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    So does steroid usage..

    limp dickin' it at 29 is really odd.
     

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