"Dime" Lillard - baby watch

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    Thank you. His name is pronounced (oh-SY-us) so it doesn't sound like (oh-A-sis). However, one of my requirements for his name was that we'd teach him an eloquent retort just in case someone called him Oasis. You know how kids are.

    "Well, an oasis is a miracle in the desert and you would be lucky to find one of those!"
     
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    My understanding that the "report" on 1080 earlier was purely speculation. It was a listener who text in I think.
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Okay, this was freaking fantastic. It had all the elements. The font, the unnecessary words along with colorful language to spice up the sentence. LMFAO. this was perfect.
     
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    He will definitely have fresh legs.

    Thank goodness you didn't name him Osiris - the Egyptian god of the afterlife. Nothing wrong with that, but many moons ago a local high tech company code named their operating system, Osiris. Only half-joking, they said it's actually an acronym for Oh shit, it really is slow. The company was not a commercial success and went out of business.

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    Must have been owned by Trump.

    :MARIS61:
     
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    He's flying back and will miss next game
     
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    And the baby will immediately start screaming "Rip City Baby".
     
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    Does it overlook the court? I thought it was in a more quiet spot.

    He originally built it for his mother.
     
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    Shouldn't Baby Dame have arrived by now? If she (does anyone know this woman's name, please) was in labor yesterday evening? I know first babies can be slow but still, well over 12 hours.

    I saw on Oregonian Web site a ton of people asking why they are not married ... MYOB. They are fine.
     
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    Per Chris Haynes: “following the game, Lillard received a FaceTime from his girlfriend that consisted only of her tapping her wrist. Dame immediately left the locker room”
     
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    The perfect woman for him. They are able to communicate without using words.

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    Married or not, I WISH I could provide the type of support that child will receive.
     
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    Depends on how you define labor. It officially starts when your water breaks, but active labor (contractions and dilation of the cervix), may not start until a few hours later. Typical first time active labor lasts between 8 - 18 hours.

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    That is awesome :)
     
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    lol no way this happened. Chris Haynes is talking out his ass again
     
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    Why not? When it's Little Dame Time, it's Dame Time.

    At least she waited until after the game was over. #priorities ;)

    Maybe not talking out his ass; maybe just a joke ;)
     
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    OLive comment section is a cesspool.
     
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    I am sure they are in some private secret room in the hospital. Probably on their own floor. The penthouse delivery suite.
     
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