everyone knows msg boards are crawling with fat tuba players! (no offense meant to actual fat tuba players!)
Did you look pretty in your highly decorated drum major suit as you marched proudly lifting each knee in succession. Is this how you got to know all the rally squad girls? If so, how can I sign up?
Bullshit. Guys look at those legs, now look at the figure, now look at the make-up and tell me this isn't the spitting image of Sly.
So i stopped smoking pot as of the first of the year and have been having alot of dreams. Ive had some wild dreams. For example, a few nights ago i took a dump in a display toilet in some store and the maintenance tech at my job (Dale) came by and told me i was pooping in a display toilet in public and asked how i was gonna wipe! But last night’s dream takes the cake! i was hanging with Shaedon Sharpe and we were in some town with a large lake. We were on one end and pulled into some small store that had a gas station across the street. As we got out of our car and entered the store(7/11 type), behind us a van pulled up and a buncha thugs rolled out, some with guns. They started punching and pushing anyone in their way as they entered the store behind us knocking shelves and stands over. It was fairly crowded and as people tried to flee, it turned into mayhem. Shae and i made it back out the door and into our car, of which another van pulled up with more guns and started firing at us. We put our heads down below the dash and i punched it. I drove right through the store and across the street right through the gas station. Running a few people over and knocking a gas pump over sparking an explosion and fire. The second van went after us and kept shooting, so i got on the road that went along the shoreline of the lake, with the lake on the left side. After a few miles of high speed swerving to avoid getting shot as the van kept pace popping shots, we plowed right through a police barricade hitting a couple of cops. The cops remained focused on the van and started blasting, taking out the driver. The cops then rushed the van and got the others inside in handcuffs, who were then just kind of wandering around with the cops, Shae and I. Shae had a smile on his face as if it was fun, but was also shot in the shoulder, i had noticed. I was unhit, but pretty calm as well. We then were telling the cops the whole story, letting them know i had run people over and the cops just said, no worries, self defense. I dont know how many people were injured or killed, but i do know Shae and I were next in a helicopter flying over the scene and destruction was everywhere. I think the scene had changed or the first van let off bombs or something because the store and gas station and the whole area was on fire and/or completely destroyed. i then woke up without remembering landing…
