Do you think the historical Jesus was Black?

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  1. TradeNurkicNow

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    People from the Levant aren't black.
     
  2. Further

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    How bout Star Trek Jesus
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    There's a reason that John was known as one of the "sons of thunder".
     
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    :lol:

    Rip'd.

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    I was really hoping to find a Track Star Jesus.... but alas, I found none.
     
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    That's 'cause Jesus preferred to drive a nice sensible sedan

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  7. Further

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    How bout this one
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    Jesus was the anti-track star.

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  9. Further

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    Or this
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    wouldn't change much for me if he was, but I don't think so for many of the reasons in the thread.

    Additionally, if you believe the genealogies, every male in his family going back a few dozen generations was Jewish. That's not to say that someone of another ethnicity couldn't have been mixed in there at some point along the line and passed along, but it would seem as if they'd be more Persian (Aryan) or Greek if that was the case, rather than Nubian or black Egyptian. :dunno:
     
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    The Black Israelites think everyone important was black and I believe them.
     
  13. ABM

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    Amen, brutha!

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    Er......wait.
     
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    Sammy split from his family and became a solo act here in Portland.

    At a downtown strip club.
     
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    First he'd remove the blazer, then the eye.
     
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