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  1. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Hanging with The Rock, enjoying the first day of the offseason.

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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Graphic images illustrating why you don't wake a bulldog before 1 pm. The horror!

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  4. UncleCliffy'sDaddy

    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    Dachshunds With Erections


    Each night, she’s on the balcony;

    He loves her from afar;

    His soft, sad eyes are hypnotized;

    She shines down like a star,

    His heart will break forever,

    His kind can’t have affairs;

    For dachshunds with erections

    Can’t climb stairs.


    His home’s a humble bungalow

    And hers a penthouse flat.

    He cannot go where she can go

    And that, they say is that.

    He never can be near her

    Although she knows he cares;

    For dachshunds with erections

    Can’t climb stairs.


    You want to win a woman?

    Just be cool, be aloof;

    The dog who doesn’t hit the stairs

    Can make it to the roof.

    The dog who doesn’t care

    Will be the dog who wins the day;

    You’ll never get to heaven

    With your chopper in the way.


    The spirit soars, the body falls

    And heavy lies the heart

    That cries out with the pain of love;

    Be still, my broken part.

    How painful is the passion

    And painful the repairs.

    For dachshunds with erections

    Can’t climb stairs.
     
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  5. DUB

    DUB Da, da da, da dah!

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    This is true.


    They even made a movie about it.
     
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  6. DUB

    DUB Da, da da, da dah!

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    Kelpie fetches world record-breaking $35,200 at Australian working dog auction

    Kelpies are great dogs! They're working dogs so they have huge amounts of energy, and must be exercised daily. Not just a leisurely stroll either, lots of running. My last dog was a Kelpie X, and he would chase his ball until he vomited, have a drink of water, then bring his ball to me to keep going. He also herded me when I mowed the lawn, darting in to nip the wheels. He lived until 18 years of age. They just want to work all day every day. Smart as a whip too. And great high jumpers. If you run sheep or cattle, or have an active lifestyle, the Kelpie is the dog for you.

     
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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Some dogs are cuddlers....

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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Been reading about Pit Bulls mauling folks. Not good.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    I know good people can raise pit bulls to be good but there are so many bad guys out there who own pit bulls that I think we need to discuss whether pit bulls should be allowed in the hands of private owners.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Bastards
     
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    Imagine you’re Damian Lillard looking for management to show more urgency in improving the Blazers and this is Olshey’s top signing for the summer:
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    Bud will play better defense.
     
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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Like that's some big achievement. Give the players some of this Bud before the game and they'd probably play better defense than last year:

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