Zombie Dystopian Future: The Thread

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  1. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Hes a survivor

    The soy boys fall first
     
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    but they don't have any material attachment to life anyway....it's the guy eating the heads off bats that has something to fear...a mountain lion likes a red blooded prey...they'd go straight for the alpha dude
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I WOULD RATHER LIVE ON MY FEET THAN DIE ON MY KNEES
     
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    You can chow some fu either way! Upright fu, kneeling for the king fu….you know you'd be sneaking that tofu when the cucks weren't looking
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Its my theory that soy is the cause for asians being smaller with small dicks, while Africans who hunt and eat meat have huge schlongs.
     
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    since you're Asian this is just called, Asian guy's fear of public showersduring sporting events....then came YAO FUCKING MING!
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    He was given super soldier serum. These freakishly tall asians are by design.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Go to a korean spa bro. You'll see lots of Wang (and Yang and Chung and the other Wang)
     
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    I suppose that would work for a time. Planning to cook them or eat them raw?

    barfo
     
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    See Matt Damon movie Elysium for this scenario. Pretty much what I see coming
     
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    When we do, you won't know it.
     
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    Hot springs are awesome over there...great Japanese health spas all over. I used to get out of the rat race of Taipei every weekend and book a hotel with piped in hot springs and a pool in your room...Mongolian BBQ next door...sweat all the city out for a couple days and head back in...this was the 80s before the high speed rail when the air was brutal...I can smell that Sulphur just thinking about it. Taxi ride up the mountain cost the same as the room. Being at the public hot springs over there is like playing basketball over there....you don't feel as small as you do back home
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Hey, that's an Asian staple and there are an awful lot of Asians so the testosterone must not be too affected.
     
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    They are much smaller tho.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    I love tofu but in only one dish. The dish is a Korean soup similar to Japanese Miso, Doenjang Jjigae. It all starts with fermented soy bean paste. It's got jalapenos, tofu, clams, zucchini and sometimes other ingredients such as mushrooms. It is always eaten with rice which is added to the jjigae. Coupled with your favorite kimchi it's mouth watering delicious. I once ate some in Beaverton that had so many jalapenos that I got sick at the stomach.
     
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