Could you come and teach all my broke ass in-laws how to do this? They all have brand new phones which they use to text me asking to borrow money.
only old wrinkled ones. Smooth, virile ones don't count. You need relief in the skin to trigger the sensor. #thatswhatshesaid
Lordy Gordy! And I thought I was the last of the Luddites! I got my first cell phone in December of 2012.....and it was the most basic iPhone 4 (I’ve since upgraded to a 6). It’s nice having a better computer in my pocket than I had on my desk 10 years ago but I’m still trying to disable the actual telephone part, as that is the most useless (and seldom used) part of the whole unit. On a side note.......if even 10 years ago the government had mandated tracking devices for every individual in the US, this country would have lost its’ collective mind. But make it voluntary (i.e.; cell phones) and everyone falls all over themselves to carry a personal tracking device at all times.........bizarre.
I don't expect to be committing any crimes and if I did..sure I'd lose the cell phone and debit card but you'll still be on camera everywhere you go. I even have Amazon Alexa in my house. I tell it to turn off a light and when it does I still often say "thanks bitch" One of these days someone will show up or a voice will tell me to watch my mouth.
I've been saying for quite some time that men should only be allowed to carry a phone if their penis is longer than the phone. Also men who wear gauge earrings should be limited to diamter of aforementioned junk. Then women would be able to tell who to skip in the dating world.
Drive Uber on the side. My phone and car are my Uber/lyft office. Tonight since it’s New Years I’m going to shoot for $700. Never made That before but this is my first NYE
I hadn't thought about it at the time but I just gave away a FIFTY inch plasma tv. Didn't have a cell phone antenna anyway so it doesn't matter
Sorry to hear hear about your micropenis Julius, I guess you could put a little lube in the headphone jack hole.
