there are actually EFT's with Beer market exposure https://www.etf.com/stock/BREW "To get a better idea of just how much beer the world consumes, investors need to understand the bare facts. The United States consumes 81.6 liters per capita on an annual basis, making the country the 13th largest consumer globally. In first place sits the Czech Republic (156.9 liters), followed by Ireland (131.1 liters), and Germany (115.8 liters). That means that on average, each person in the U.S. drinks roughly 21.5 gallons of beer per year. Multiply that out by our current population of 300 million (a conservative figure), and that totals to approximately 6.5 billion gallons of beer consumed every year by the U.S. alone" https://www.fool.com/investing/general/2011/02/09/who-else-wants-a-beer-etf.aspx my wife doesn't drink beer. Neither does her sister or her husband. Neither does her nephew, or his wife or their two boys. That means, that of the 8 of us, I must drink about 160 gallons a year. No wonder I have to get up at night to piss so often.
Sitting in a strip mall lot waiting for wife in pharmacy. We just dropped off our two hounds for grooming curb side no mask. They said they’d cut my hair for $20. Starbucks, cleaners, subway, liquor store, computer repair store, baskin Robbins all open.
The first line (which I agree is great) made me try "Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay," but the meter is all off. Maybe @Hoopguru would be kind enough to re-write it to make it fit.
Sittin' in a strip mall lit Waiting for my wife her pills to get. Just dropped off our two hounds Curbside grooming, no mask around. I'm sittin', another covid day, Watchin' my life, roll away. I'm sittin', another covid day, Wastin' time