Skippyjon Jones. Those are great, especially the first one. My daughter had them all (still does actually). He's a Siamese kitten that imagines he's a Chihuahua. Definitely get the first one.
If my luck with women keeps going the way it has I might have to go gay. How does rasheedfan2005 look?
roofie is slang for rohypnol, a benzodiazepine. xanax, valium, ativan, klonopin, etc, are benzodiazepines. if memory serves me correct you might have a few of those lying around. knock yourself (or el prez) out.