Ever Asked A Girl Out & Been Rejected?

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Justice @ Nov 6 2006, 11:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Nah, I never been rejected.One time though, this bi*ch-ass Motherf*cker came up to this really extremely hot superfly honey that I've had sex with like twenty times, because I'm a player. But anyway, yeah, one time after hitting that sh*t in between classes, this bi*ch Motherf*cker comes up to my sweet sensuous honeybear and is like, "YO YOU WANNA GO OUT WITH ME?" I forgot my gat so I went outside to my Civic, which has a $6,684 stereo. I paid for it with my own money which I got by selling crack and PCP. But yeah, back to the story. Anyway so I needed my gat but I forgot my keys. So then I f*cking punched the windshield with my fist and broke it. The windshield, that is. So yeah, my hand was all bleeding and sh*t but of course I just blew on it and it was okay because I'm a BAMF. Anyway yeah back to the story. I couldn't see in my car because the windshield is tinted and sh*t so it's dark as a Motherf*cker in there. I squinted really hard but I couldn't see sh*t, man. So I turned on the blacklights inside my car and got my Motherf*cking gat. The only problem was, by turning on my blacklight I also turned on my stereo which has sweet subs in it. Like seriously, one time this guy lost his hearing because it was so loud. So the parking attendent started bein a bi*ch and cryin at me like he had sand in his vagina. Well of course I don't let sh*t like that fly at my school, so I popped him in the grill. Yeah, that Motherf*cking 73 year old didn't see that sh*t coming, that faggot. So finally I went inside and this guy is still up trying to talk to my honey. I was like YO bi*ch BACK THE F*ck OFF I'LL f*cking KILL YOU and he's like no don't hurt me I'm a pussy and I was like damn right and then me and my honey had sex right there in the lunchroom because I'm a badass. This kid asked to join in and I was like F*ck you, moron and I shot him in his f*cking foot and he was like WAAAAHHH and had to go to the hospitalHas anyone else been as cool as me? I mean probably not, but have you come close ever?</div>LMFAO :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: funniest post ever on BBWall hail Justice :worthy:
     
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    I don't ask girls out unless I really no them. I haven't had to ask a girl out in 2 years. I'm already taken so it's all good.
     
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    It sucks balls to get rejected, too bad I never was.. only askd out one girl before.. and I was 200% sure she liked me before I did it [​IMG]I dont want a gf right now.. too busy for one.. but if I wanted one.. hell theres a lot of girls I could ask out and say yes, but I just dont want one now [​IMG]
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Justice @ Nov 7 2006, 12:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Nah, I never been rejected.One time though, this bi*ch-ass Motherf*cker came up to this really extremely hot superfly honey that I've had sex with like twenty times, because I'm a player. But anyway, yeah, one time after hitting that sh*t in between classes, this bi*ch Motherf*cker comes up to my sweet sensuous honeybear and is like, "YO YOU WANNA GO OUT WITH ME?" I forgot my gat so I went outside to my Civic, which has a $6,684 stereo. I paid for it with my own money which I got by selling crack and PCP. But yeah, back to the story. Anyway so I needed my gat but I forgot my keys. So then I f*cking punched the windshield with my fist and broke it. The windshield, that is. So yeah, my hand was all bleeding and sh*t but of course I just blew on it and it was okay because I'm a BAMF. Anyway yeah back to the story. I couldn't see in my car because the windshield is tinted and sh*t so it's dark as a Motherf*cker in there. I squinted really hard but I couldn't see sh*t, man. So I turned on the blacklights inside my car and got my Motherf*cking gat. The only problem was, by turning on my blacklight I also turned on my stereo which has sweet subs in it. Like seriously, one time this guy lost his hearing because it was so loud. So the parking attendent started bein a bi*ch and cryin at me like he had sand in his vagina. Well of course I don't let sh*t like that fly at my school, so I popped him in the grill. Yeah, that Motherf*cking 73 year old didn't see that sh*t coming, that faggot. So finally I went inside and this guy is still up trying to talk to my honey. I was like YO bi*ch BACK THE F*ck OFF I'LL f*cking KILL YOU and he's like no don't hurt me I'm a pussy and I was like damn right and then me and my honey had sex right there in the lunchroom because I'm a badass. This kid asked to join in and I was like F*ck you, moron and I shot him in his f*cking foot and he was like WAAAAHHH and had to go to the hospitalHas anyone else been as cool as me? I mean probably not, but have you come close ever?</div>:HAHAHA: [​IMG] :HAHAHA: [​IMG]:HAHAHA: [​IMG]:HAHAHA: [​IMG]:HAHAHA: [​IMG]:HAHAHA: [​IMG]:HAHAHA: [​IMG]:HAHAHA: [​IMG]:HAHAHA:
     
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    <span style="font-family:Book Antiqua">I like girls that like girls that like guys who like girls.</span>
     
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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CB4AllStar @ Nov 7 2006, 03:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Nope. I dont feel the need to ask out girls in this stage of my life. I was kind of on a date with a girl I liked, but there were two others there.</div>In other words you can't talk to them at all...
     
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    <span style="font-family:Tahoma">I used to be shy while talking to girls. Now I've changed. I never get shy.</span>
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Illosophee @ Nov 9 2006, 07:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><span style="font-family:Tahoma">I used to be shy while talking to girls. Now I've changed. I never get shy.</span></div>Yeah I am pretty shy around girls now. I am getting better though. It's weird 6th and 7th grade I had tons of friends that were girls and was really social, in 8th grade I discovered forums, my social life became non existant, and I couldn't talk to girls hardly at all. Now I am finally getting a life back and getting better at talking to girls. I was incredibly shy last year though.
     
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    my dad is all over my ass about these things... so I promised to wait until hes dead before I ask a girl out.But, this guy nick asked a girl out and she said something along the lines of oh I have to check my schedule. any way he refuses to believe that it meant "no" so he kept doing it hahahaha. After a week he stopped but he always tries to start small talk with her its really funny. [​IMG]
     
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    'Enough with the small talk, Let's get busy'That pick-up line doesn't work. I found that out the hard way [​IMG]
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BALLAHOLLIC? @ Nov 9 2006, 10:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>'Enough with the small talk, Let's get busy'That pick-up line doesn't work. I found that out the hard way [​IMG]</div><span style="font-family:Tahoma">The only time I ever said that line was when I was working on a project with a girl... :lol:However, she thought I meant the thing you meant...</span>
     

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