OT Every Game Calabro Pulls a Boner

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  1. dead247

    dead247 Well-Known Member

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    Can it hold eggs?

    :bgrin:
     
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  2. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Colabro says it ALL the time, and it drives me nuts every stinking time. It makes no sense. A cup in golf is about the same diameter as a coffee cup, and like a coffee cup, it has sides and a bottom. The rim in basketball is way bigger than a coffee cup, and has no rigid sides and no bottom. Calling it a cup makes no sense at all. Makes me think I'm watching golf when Calabro says it, which makes me want to sit on my hands and whisper, not leap to my feet, clap and cheer my fool head off.

    So, poor analogy that kills excitement, instead of encouraging it. Especially when there are already plenty of perfectly usable things to call it: basket, rim, hoop etc.

    But I jump up and clap my hands and cheer my fool head off anyway. 50 years as a basketball fan is not to be dissuaded by a play-by-play announcer co-opting a term from another, less exciting sport.

    BTW, this is my only real complaint about Colabro. Other than this, he's fine. Not perfect, but perfectly fine.

    BNM
     
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    BoBoBREWSKI BURP!

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    +1.
    I agree.
     
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    Well not nearly to the degree that Mike would haha. It's one of the reasons I can stand Kevin. Although I tend to listen to the other teams broadcast though.
     
  5. BoBoBREWSKI

    BoBoBREWSKI BURP!

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    Turn to NBA TV right now and listen to Phili’s broadcast crew. Zzzzzzzz.
    We are lucky.
     
  6. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    "Cup" doesn't bother me at all. I wouldn't even notice it if I didn't read about it here all the time. Every announcer tries to develop colorful iconic signature phrases.

    Rrrrrrip City!
     
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    I'm just having a hard time believing the phrase "pull a boner" is a euphemism for making a mistake. That shit is hilarious.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Calabro should desperately try every phrase he finds in this thread.

    I last read it used that way in the mid-60s, but Lanny appears to be older than me. It was in a fan magazine, and some famous young actor (the teen media was much stronger then) wrote, "I made a lot of boners on dates," then recounted amusing anecdotes of embarrassing errors with famous young actresses. Even then his use was anachronistic and seemed ghost-written by someone older. Otherwise, it meant the same as now.
     
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  9. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Like you and the majority of your posts?
     
  10. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Yep
     
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    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Pot calling kettle black.

    #40wins, #OKCwillfigureitout, #LozoBallROY

    BNM
     
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    I gotta admit. Calabro has grown on me. Outside of saying "drives to the cup!" every few minutes, its all good.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    It's weird/funny that he's not a fan of the HCP.

    Every night at the end of the broadcast,

    "Our great producer...

    wonderful cameramen...

    fantastic this and that...

    HCP on tape."
     
  14. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I was joking man. What's going on? Did I piss you off?
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    You noticed that too huh?
     
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    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Just having fun with you. Just giving someone a hard time who enjoys giving others a hard time. You can dish it out. Just seeing if you can take it.

    BNM
     
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    calvin natt Confeve

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    I don’t mind Hurd, he’s about a B-. Calabro just to me is tough to listen to. I prefer Barrett all day everyday.
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    You have to test me after all this time? I give and receive more shit than anybody here in NerdVille. You know that.
     
  19. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Well then, just doing my share to balance it out. You've been giving out a lot of shit lately, only fair that you should also be on the receiving end.

    Plus, you've been making it easy lately. Your predictions have been WAY off. This makes two of the last three years that you seriously underestimated this team.

    BNM
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I predict we will win the rest of our games and steal the #2 seed from Golden State.
     
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