I thought it was a joke at first but then you said you read it on the internet. Seems like something some dumbass would write about on Breitbart or Huffpo or who knows?
People have often told me my head's way too far up my ass. Apparently I'm the host and he's the symptom.
Rasta is like the wife that walks through the living room and bitches at you but keeps going so you say something back and she doesn't hear it. Hahaha. People like this post and it's actually more proof of where he really is. If you smell pork rinds that's closer to the colon.