Science Fat and/or Bald?

Discussion in 'Blazers OT Forum' started by 3RA1N1AC, Jun 3, 2017.

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Are You

  1. Fat

    21.7%
  2. Bald

    8.7%
  3. Both

    13.0%
  4. Neither

    56.5%
  1. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Get your checkup scheduled regularly and you'll live forever relatively speaking. You've got the Toyota of bodies. I'm like the Dodge Cummins, powerful but falling apart all over.
     
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    rasheedfan2005 Well-Known Member

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    Im fat. I usually shave my head bald but ill never go bald. My grandpap died with a full head of hair and it seems im doomed for the same fate. Here's to 50 years of hair cuts and a waste of time/money. Id rather spend the money on refried beans so i can fart on the @HCP s pillow and give him pink eye the next time i make him my cuck.
     
  3. santeesioux

    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    You don't want to grow it long anyway, it gets too hot and you have to take a lot of care of it to not look like shit. I never let mine get more than a couple of inches on top anymore. I'm thinking about a buzz cut with a terribly long unkempt pube beard for the summer too, never had it that short.
     
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  4. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    You wear a hairpiece don't you?

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  5. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    My weight is my age x 4.5 and I'm still not fat
     
  6. JFizzleRaider

    JFizzleRaider Sad Panda Global Moderator

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    Idk man. I'm skinny too. 5'11 170lbs and my shit is falling apart too. Plus you gotta worry about osteoporosis and shit.
     
  7. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I'm 150 lbs not fat yet, but my metabolism is slowing down. Muscle is starting to turn to fat, got to get to the gym. I'm balding, well my hair is thinning quite a bit on top so I keep it short, shave my head alot so even if I'm not completely bald I'm bald rounding up. I figure if my hair is going to go might as well go with the Bruce willis instead of having stupid side fringes that rap around the back.
     
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  8. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Toyotas got sludge problems every so often. General rule seems to be smaller lasts longer. I sang in a retirement home in choir during middle school and I don't remember any big people
     
  9. MarAzul

    MarAzul LongShip

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    When I was 20 my weight was 10.5 x age. No fat, could sit on the bottom of the pool.
    Now I have 30 more pound but it's only three time the age. I fear the 30# is fat.
     
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    MarAzul LongShip

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    I am getting shorter, does that help? 6'3 -> 6'2-> 6''1
     
  11. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Benjamin Buttoning
     
  12. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko Staff Member Global Moderator

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    My weight is 25000 times my age. But I might be using different units than you guys.

    barfo
     
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    MarAzul LongShip

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    Good thing I can look stuff up.
    No, I don't think so, just time doing it's thing.
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Do you guys ever weigh yourself before and after taking a massive shit?
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    I'm 5'11 175 lbs, my body fat % is higher then it should be. I'm in pretty bad shape... Used to be pretty athletic but I quit on that a few years ago. I hope to get into better shape in the next few years.
     
  16. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Nope
     
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    Orion Bailey Forum Troll

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    I am sorry, but what the fuck is a Cuck?
    I'm ignorant and possibly proud to be on this topic, but yeah...
    now 235lb and been bald since I was 30. But I don't know if I'm a Cuck, so Maybe I shouldn't be responding at all?
     
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  18. UncleCliffy'sDaddy

    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    Doesn't everyone????????
     
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  19. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    I started losing my hair in my late teens. I now look like George Costanza, except a thin layer of hair on my dome.

    And as for my weight, it's been a problem since my late teens/early 20s, but it's gotten worse the past 4 years.

    Not sure if that qualifies me as "fat and bald".
     
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  20. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    I think a Cuck is a slang term for a traditionally Conservative person....like a traditional GOP member. But like you, I'm not entirely sure myself.

    I'm 231 lbs. You're way taller than I am. I think you're fine bro.
     
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