<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (man_u_barmy_army @ Jul 1 2008, 10:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>the a.c millan virus: a virus to combat the fat virus but doesn't really work</div> Haha good one...I guess that would be a virus removal program more than a virus, though. <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Main Event @ Jul 1 2008, 10:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>The Martin O'Neill Virus: The computer develops a continuous whining noise and the on screen clock runs a lot faster or slower (depending on how your day's been), than all the other computers in the building. Also, your computer grows pube-like hair on top of the monitor.</div> The England Virus: You invested millions of dollars in your new, Quad Processor computer, and bought a 22 inch screen to boot. You also brought a well known technician to bring it to it's maximal potential. Sadly, your computer just doesn't live up to your expectations, it barely outperforms other, much cheaper and less fancy computers. Eventually, you fire the technician, even though you have doubts whether it really is his fault that your computer is underperfoming. Out of desperation, you waste your last bit of money on a new technician, Italian, a guy who has a good reputation and has led other computers to top performance, but whose methods are questionable. You hope for success, because you know that if he won't find it, the problem is your computer. Not the technician. And then, you'll be forced to admit that your computer...sucks.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (man_u_barmy_army @ Jul 1 2008, 08:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>lol main there is something wrong with this it is not updating it on the top forum despite they are the same</div> Wait, what?
The Italian virus - It won't really attack anything on your computer. It just sits there and every so often it won't let you do something.
The Wes Brown Virus: Computer changes to a coffee stain colour and loves it when Superior Viruses crash themselves so he can be the dominant one. The Arsene Wenger Virus: Gets your best files and then E-mails them to other Computers The Scolari Virus: Ditches the computer of his country for more money in another Russian Computer The Robin Van Persie Virus: When active works amazing but often crashes itself.
The Michael Ballack virus (Knowns as the Juventus virus during the late 90's): Your computer gets to the last page and then crashes.
The Juventus virus: when a high-performance computer is corrupted and requires reformatting. <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (kobimel)</div><div class='quotemain'>The England Virus: You invested millions of dollars in your new, Quad Processor computer, and bought a 22 inch screen to boot. You also brought a well known technician to bring it to it's maximal potential. Sadly, your computer just doesn't live up to your expectations, it barely outperforms other, much cheaper and less fancy computers. Eventually, you fire the technician, even though you have doubts whether it really is his fault that your computer is underperfoming. Out of desperation, you waste your last bit of money on a new technician, Italian, a guy who has a good reputation and has led other computers to top performance, but whose methods are questionable. You hope for success, because you know that if he won't find it, the problem is your computer. Not the technician. And then, you'll be forced to admit that your computer...sucks.</div> Awesome.
