Friday, March 30th Blazers @ Clippers Viewing Party!

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  1. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I might too, will let you know

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    EL PRESIDENTE, Mar 25, 2012
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  2. BLAZER PROPHET

    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

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    THAT makes sense. Will he have one of his "dates"?
     
    BLAZER PROPHET, Mar 25, 2012
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  3. BLAZER PROPHET

    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

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    Are you bringing any of the women in the photos?
     
    BLAZER PROPHET, Mar 25, 2012
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  4. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    I will try to make it there.
     
    Eastoff, Mar 26, 2012
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  5. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    At the nines. Finally made it to Portland!
     
    magnifier661, Mar 26, 2012
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  6. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Welcome! That's for bringing the sunshine with you.
     
    SlyPokerDog, Mar 26, 2012
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  7. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    No problem. That's what I do. And I'll be bring to more home wins for the blazers to boot!
     
    magnifier661, Mar 26, 2012
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  8. Boise Blazer

    Boise Blazer Thread Lightly

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    I will be in for the T-Wolves game on 4-1-12. Care to guarantee a victory for me?
     
    Boise Blazer, Mar 26, 2012
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  9. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Thank god! :)
     
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  10. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    I realized my GF will be busy that night, thus I will DEFINITELY be at the buffalo wild wings. Don't all of you jump for joy too much.
     
    Eastoff, Mar 26, 2012
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  11. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Jumping from serious joy!!!!
     
    magnifier661, Mar 26, 2012
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  12. MickZagger

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    She going over to HCP's?
     
    MickZagger, Mar 26, 2012
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  13. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Well good ole John (sly poker dog) just took my fiancé Joanna to her first strip club at club rouge. Low and behold she got this girl to dance and make out with her. She was licking on her nipple. John and I almost fainted.
     
    magnifier661, Mar 26, 2012
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  14. SlyPokerDog

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    Damn Mags, that was a really fun and crazy night.

    I wanted to show Mags and his fiance a "Portland" good time. This is what we did:

    Dinner at Jake's

    Talked to a homeless guy who told us that he knows people from California who pay over a $1000 a month for rent.

    Went to Mary's Club.

    Talked to the same homeless guy and told him no we didn't want to buy any weed from him. But he did tell us that downtown Portland 6 strip clubs and that we should go to Club Rouge. Gave him $2 for this information.

    Went to Club Rouge, saw about 4 hot strippers, 3 ok stippers and 3 or 4 strippers that could be classified as pretty much heroin zombies because they just kind of stood there and wobbled.

    See Mags post above. ( that is no BS and was really hot)

    At that point Mags started buying lap dances, bought one for his gf from the hot blonde chick who she had kissed her nipple and bought me one from Rumor, a hot black chick who moved amazingly.

    I proposed marriage to Rumor.

    Then we went to Dantes for Karaoke From Hell! http://www.karaokefromhell.com/index.html Which for the non hipster amongst you is a live 8 piece rock band that plays the songs instead of a karaoke machine. This is the band's 19th year doing this and they're a Portland institution.

    At this point Mags goes into full Rock God mode. He does Oasis' Wonderwall with the band and fucking nailed it! He can seriously sing. Very impressive! Then he was the first up right after the intermission and opened the band's second set with The Cure's Just Like Heaven. Again, Mags tore it up! Even had the band's MC dancing and rocking out next to him. I'm not kidding when I say that Mags can sing. Afterwards some guy came up to him, told him he was amazing and said he remembered seeing him when he sang in Vegas. (Mags has never sang in Vegas)

    Then it was right around the corner to VooDoo Donuts! Bacon maple bars for everyone!

    At that point we walked back to the Nines, they went up to their room and I went back to Club Rouge and asked Rumor to marry me again. (Just kidding, I went home.)
     
    SlyPokerDog, Mar 27, 2012
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  15. yenniedn

    yenniedn Transplanted Blazer Fan

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    Pics or it didn't happen.
     
    yenniedn, Mar 27, 2012
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  16. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Can't take pictures of a strip club so I guess it don't happen then.
     
    magnifier661, Mar 27, 2012
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  17. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Mags, it'll be good to see you this Friday. :pimp:
     
    ABM, Mar 27, 2012
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  18. 3RA1N1AC

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    sounds like a blast guys! sounds like one of my nights actually haha, good for you, its imperative to trick yourself into feeling alive occasionally :devil:
     
    3RA1N1AC, Mar 27, 2012
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  19. SlyPokerDog

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    It was one of those nights where I was Willy Wonka and the city was my chocolate factory!
     
    SlyPokerDog, Mar 27, 2012
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    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    did the schnozzberries really taste like schnozzberries?
     
    3RA1N1AC, Mar 27, 2012
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