Fuck Pittsburgh! Signed a Cowboys fan. Happy birthday, ol man. I hope Mrs. HCP treats you right on your day.
Happy Birthday Big John! If your mom is still around, give her a gift...she did all the heavy lifting that day....hope you enjoy the hell out of the day bro!
I'm halfway through writing the 800-page bio "The HCP Story" with a 50-page chapter devoted to his good looks, a 5-page chapter about gardening tools, a 1-page chapter about video editing skills, and a full-color naked centerfold of him with Mike Rice. It unfolds into a 20 foot by 30 foot poster suitable for your interior garage wall, hanging over the mower. I need material. Can everyone please make up a sister/mother joke and post it here? When we get to 5000 you can stop. I'll have enough to sell and get rich.
Wait. It’s @SlyPokerDog birthday too but doesn’t get his own thread?? Now I’m really confused. It’s @SlyPokerCat birthday tooo???????? Please keep religion out of the main forum.