Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by SlyPokerDog, Sep 10, 2019.
Happy birthday my friend!
Happy birthday, buddy!
Happy birthday! Hope its a good one.
Happy BDay Lanny! You're a good man!
Happy 50th, Lanny!
Happy Birthday Lanster!
Lanny, Happy Birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANNY!
Happy Birthday T0 You Lanny! A special day indeed!
Damn, I can't even count as high as Lanny is old. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday young man
Really? I thought he was in his early 20's.
roaring 20's maybe
The Legend of Lanny.
A young kid walks up to Lanny one day. He immediately realizes that Lanny is a very wise individual of outstanding repute. He inquires, "Hey, old man...how did you get to be so wise?" Lanny smiles, thinks it over for a moment, bends down to the kid, and then responds, "Good choices, young man. Good choices." The kid thinks about that for a moment or two, then couldn't help but ask, "OK, so how do you get to make good choices?" Lanny grins wryly, bends down again, and remarks, "Experience. It's all about the experience." The kid ponders that for another moment, and then has to ask, "OK...OK...then HOW to you get the experience?!?" Lanny is almost chuckling by now. He gets down on one knee, pulls the kid close, and whispers, "Poor choices, son. Poor choices." The kid nods in agreement, accordingly.
Many very happy returns!
Happy Birthday Blazer Brother!!
Thanks, I forgot to mention it in here.
I had dialysis yesterday and felt like dog crap, no insult intended, and laid down until dinner time. Ate dinner and went to bed early. Now, I'm fresh as a daisy, well not quite.
I got a heart monitor and installed in on Sunday. Gotta wear it for 14 days. Can't get it wet so gotta shower with my back to the water. Okay, I cheated and turned around just enough to wash from the waist down. Long story just to say I'm not quite as fresh as a daisy.
Not only funny but very true. This is the best kind of joke. Thank you.
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