Notice Happy Birthday, SlyPokerDog

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  1. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Careful, oh sly one. I just now finished working off the extra weight I gained from the brownies she sent me for the prediction prize. Holy crap, were they ever worth it though.
     
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    Sit. Stay. Blow out the candle.

    Good dog!
     
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    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    crumb_head_explode1.jpg Happy Birthday to fearless leader who has to handle the extreme pressure only found here.
     
  4. riverman

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    Happy hairball dog! My son's birthday is the 23rd....hope you enjoyed the day...awesome crandc sent you cookies....you'll come down in about 36 hours....
     
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    RipCityDSCPL Could be worse, at least it's not Lonzo.

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    Happy Birthday Sly.

    Chocolate chip cookies though? She' not trying to kill you right? Dogs can't eat chocolate.

    She probably sent them to you to give to someone else.

    Yeah, yeah, that's it.
     
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    You want something from me, you don't call me bro or man.

    Your catly highness will do.
     
  7. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    So you REALLY are a women?
     
  8. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Thank you everyone! You have no idea how much this meant to me.
     
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    Dogs only live in the moment so when your owner comes home (wifey) you’d have forgotten all this and back to being surprised and excited she came home again. Hehehe.
     
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    ehizzy3 RIP mgb

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    Happy birthday sly
     
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    Happy belated mutt.
     
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  12. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Not belated, I celebrate my birthday in dog days.

    Otherwise known as drinking for 7 days straight.
     
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    Happy Birthday Sly!
     
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  14. santeesioux

    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    Hey, indeed! I've just been keeping a very low profile the last few months like everyone else has. I still read the forum, just have become a lurker kind of.
     
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  15. GriLtCheeZ

    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    SlyPokerDog is so old I told him to act his own age, and he died.

    SlyPokerDog is so old his social security number is 1!

    SlyPokerDog is old that when he was in school there was no history class.

    SlyPokerDog is so old he has a picture of Moses in his yearbook.

    SlyPokerDog is so old, his last name was "Osaurus".

    SlyPokerDog is so old, he took his drivers test on a dinosaur.

    SlyPokerDog is so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.

    SlyPokerDog is so old that archaeologists found ancient pottery in her vagina (I decided not to edit this one or it would be ruined)

    SlyPokerDog is so old, he used to baby-sit Yoda.

    SlyPokerDog is so old he doesn't have a camel toe he has a chicken gizard.

    SlyPokerDog is so old, his memory is in black and white

    SlyPokerDog is so old he knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

    SlyPokerDog is so old he sued Google for naming there search engine after her age.

    SlyPokerDog is so old, he farts dust
     
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