Event HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEDIOCRE MAN!

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  1. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Dear MM,

    We all chipped in to buy you a vacuum for your bday.

    Signed,

    S2
     
    BLAZINGGIANTS, Jul 3, 2016
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    You left out the picture:

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    e_blazer, Jul 3, 2016
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    You're my best friend!
     
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    JFizzleRaider, Jul 3, 2016
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    One, I dunno if that provides a BJ.

    Two, that doesn't look like it helps much in cleaning up sand.
     
    BLAZINGGIANTS, Jul 3, 2016
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    Sly, I didn't know you took your nutrisystem diet to the extreme. :ohmy:
     
    Hobbesarable, Jul 3, 2016
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    Jeez. It was a joke. I'm fine people.

    P.S. But I really don't celebrate my birthday though. It is in two weeks. I just think after you reach a certain age it's meaningless.
     
    ripcityboy, Jul 3, 2016
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Happy birthday, ya bastard!
     
    PDXFonz, Jul 3, 2016
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    After 21 there is nothing left but waiting to get old and die
     
    Chris Craig, Jul 3, 2016
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    It is fun to debate music with millennials though. As you lose your sex drive and testosterone, your only satisfaction is knowing your bands actually rocked.

    (Cough Cough)
     
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    ripcityboy, Jul 3, 2016
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    Ha! Well up yours too! Happy birthday ya crotchety old fuck! Mine was the 27, June must be a good month.:cheers:
     
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    Bunch of pansies.
     
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    Happy Birthday
     
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    No one has a happy birthday after 21... It's all novelty from there on... I say this as I approach 22 this month lol
     
    BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94, Jul 3, 2016
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    You forgot 35.

    You can run for President. And if there's anything this upcoming election has taught me, any American has a chance to become President.
     
    BLAZINGGIANTS, Jul 3, 2016
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    Happy belated birthday!
     
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  17. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Mine was July 1, and Neil didn't get me anything on my list.

    It kinda suckes bring a Blazer fan with a July 1 birthday. Same shit, different year. Woe is me...

    BNM
     
    Boob-No-More, Jul 3, 2016
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    What, Evan Turner doesn't blow your candles out?
     
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    Deez nutz wasnt even 35. I demand a birth certificate.


    Also fuck birthdays my knee hurts.
     
    rasheedfan2005, Jul 3, 2016
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  20. BBert

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    I appreciate you letting me know.

    Happy Birthday MM. I'm looking forward to many more, you cranky old coot.

    :cheers:
     
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