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  1. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    We coupe de la now, FAMS.
     
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    HCP's his own man. I'll let him put up his dukes himself on this one.
     
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  3. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Hola FAMILIA!


    Sent from HCPs Baller-Ass iPhone 5...FAMS!
     
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  5. BLAZINGGIANTS

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    Reminds me of the time my wife took her cousin's daughter to TJ. The daughter was asleep coming home across the border. The BP asks my wife about citizenship and they're just chatting casually. The daughter, asleep in the back, wakes up, sees the BP, and says, "Hola. Como estas?" Yeah, my wife was late meeting me that afternoon. That was a very long day. They thought she was smuggling children.
     
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  6. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    Funny story, this girl I know got a tattoo there that says YOU AIN'T GOIN' ROUGH ENOUGH!

    She a ho
     
    VanillaGorilla, Aug 28, 2013
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  8. Further

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    Fuck you, that's my mom!
     
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  9. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    So you're saying your mom is a ho?
     
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  11. BLAZINGGIANTS

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    I was just there. She says hello son. That's all the talking she did.
     
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  12. Further

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    How was my dad?
     
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  13. SlyPokerDog

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    Pimpin' ain't easy.
     
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  14. BLAZINGGIANTS

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    His teeth were gritty.
     
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  15. BLAZINGGIANTS

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    What do you call a Mexican being baptized?

    No, not HCP.

    Bean dip.
     
    BLAZINGGIANTS, Aug 28, 2013
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    What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

    Roberto
     
    3RA1N1AC, Aug 29, 2013
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  17. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    What do you call a Mexican hurdler?

    A jumping beaner...
     
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  18. Further

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    edited out a racist joke that wasnt funny. So, if it's not funny, it's not really a joke, so I guess I just edited out being racist.
     
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    Further, Aug 29, 2013
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  19. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    What do you call HCP on a riding mower?

    Promoted
     
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  20. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    ouch, that was a good one boss!
     
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