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  1. Hoopguru

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    Hoopguru, Jul 3, 2019
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    dviss1, Jul 3, 2019
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    No brother. I'm saying Mario ain't 240.
     
    dviss1, Jul 3, 2019
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    I'd give Mario 225 at best.
     
    dviss1, Jul 3, 2019
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    How much do you think I weigh at 6'6"?
     
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    Do I look fat in these jeans?

    Why you wanna do me like that bro?
     
    dviss1, Jul 3, 2019
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    I've seen three different spellings on this board. I'm pretty sure it's 'Hezonja'.

    What I want to know is, how do you pronounce his name?

    :cheers:
     
    BBert, Jul 3, 2019
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    So where did the 240 number come from? 15 lbs would be a big jump from his last listing. I hope it is true because he does not look over weight. But I am also skeptical
     
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    I think he was quoted as saying that he came into the league 6'6" and 190 lbs and now he's 6'9" and 240 lbs?
     
    BBert, Jul 3, 2019
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    We signed him. His name will be what we say it is!
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    And it's pronounced "Her- ZONE-ya."
     
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    I'm totally just messing with you!

    Up until I was about 23 I was rail thin and I spent a year working out every day and got up to a pretty yoked 235. I don't think being 6'9" and 240 is fat.
     
    hoopsjock, Jul 3, 2019
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Thank you kind sir.

    I'll take your word for it ;)

    :cheers:
     
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    I think it's "He-ZONE-Buster"
     
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    310?
     
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    "Did she let you inside 'her zone'?"








    "Ya."
     
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    Lebron agrees with you
     
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    Zone-Buster!
    wa-wa
    The Man with the Midas Touch!
     
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    That's fantastic!

    I remember a girl asking me that. I thought to myself, "Should I say the truth or not."

    I didn't want World War 3 type of wrath coming down upon me. So I said with a straight face, "You look beautiful in those tight jeans." :biglaugh:
     
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