Notice Homer is headed to Salem!

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  1. riverman

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    Homer has chops and swings....those Neil Diamond Monkey tunes probably had Hal Blaine on drums....for a first time gig....he really drove the car..few drummers can play songs like Blaine did with the wrecking crew in the 60s....respect! Too many drummers these days play beats instead of songs. When I retire and get my studio up and running...I'll definitely give him a call...
     
  2. HomerLovesKoolAid

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    No time for that Riverman.
    You should be preparing for your gig with "The Forumites".
    I already talked to OB about it. We want Kingspeed as lead vocalist in some kind of Frank N. Further outfit, Sly on tuba, (he told me he plays bass, found out it's tuba), guest vocalist Mags (funding), you on guitar. Still need keys and backing vocals.
    I'm writing tunes now.......
     
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  3. Orion Bailey

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    And I have the studio to rehearse and record in. ;)
     
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    are those Japanese mites?
     
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    Good idea, we should do some Yoko Ono cover tunes.
     
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    I'm thinking Wookee, BlazerCaravan, and jlprk as backround singers, dressed up like Sting's backgrounders. Can you imagine Wookee in a strapless number with a captain's hat?
     
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    Bones wants to rap on a song
     
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    Totally.
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    See, that witty deadpan sarcasm....it can only be Hugh Laurie at his finest.
     
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    every band needs a guy to do a Vanilla Ice impression
     
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    I'll do the primal screaming but will need 4 members to play various percussion instruments with 4 weed whackers.
     
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    Now I'll have to rewatch the Full Monty just because of that post!
     
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    Funny, the longest vid has the issues. the edit is in progress and it should be good to go in a moment.

    Part 2 of 3

     
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    I don't play tuba. Never have, never will.
     
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    OK fine, Sousaphone. You must have got all the chicks in high school!
     
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    Everone knows the bones got the most muff in school. How can you deny a boner? (Trombones, like the one I played.. ;))
     
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    Tuba is the Barry White of Brass!
     
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    nah...Trumpet players have the lip control and those high notes that squeal!!!
     
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    uhh the way you put that really makes the trumpet sound like a female instrument.
    Men dont need to squeal or have lip control! ;)
     
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    nah....I'll give you lesson 1......it's the lip control that CREATES the squeal...unlike a slide trombone that emulates whacking off with long strokes
     
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