OT How bout them Mariners

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  1. Strenuus

    Strenuus Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Fuckin Julio got hurt, huh?
     
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    I didn't even know the game was on, early start. Mariners are smoking the Astros, so that's kinda cool
     
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    Whyachi Well-Known Member

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    Alvarez hits for the cycle.

    the 10th in Astros history
     
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    Strenuus Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    No one remembers cycles in losses.

    Let's make that happen.
     
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    ehizzy3 RIP mgb

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    What cycle?
     
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    Imagine a team so bad a dude gets a cycle and you still lose.

    Fuck the Astros, can't even take a 2 game lead on us when we fucking suck.
     
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    Well, heads are starting to roll I guess.. bye bye Ty. Placed on waivers.
     
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    About.

    Fucking.

    Time.

    This generations Richie sexson. Held on WAYYYY too long.
     
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    X-rays on Julio's ankle are negative. Day-to-day, thank god.

    I doubt that Locklear is the shot in the arm that this team needs, but hopefully it's one of a few different moves the team makes. We need something more like 1990's steroids.
     
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    France reminds me of Kelenic in that I don’t really even care if they go on to success, they just come across as d-bags and I’ve always wanted them gone. I felt the same way about Meyers Leonard.
     
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    I read if France signs with a minor league team, he can stick the majority of his 6.7m contract on the Mariners owner. Do the Hartford Yard Goats need a new slugger?
     
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    My optimistic tin foil theory:

    France was waived because we are getting Vladdy.

    Don't mind me, I'm just putting it out into the universe.
     
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    France was waived because he has plain sucked this year.
     
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    He was also our starting 1B.
     
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    Easily replaced.
     
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    By vladdy.

    Ergo, the entire reason for my original post.

    Damnit KJ.
     
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    What in the actual fuck
     
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    I hate this team so fucking much.

    Astros get shut out by the As and we do this horseshit.

    Fuck the playoffs. Fuck this team.
     
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    Cugel The epitome of mediocrity

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    ouch loss. Stanek. smh.
     

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